The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[Wor-Gar]

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I think that's Harrison's response when asked what fans asked for Indy 5.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I think that's Harrison's response when asked what fans asked for Indy 5.

I don't know him personally but that is what *I* imagine his response is to ANY question ANY time.

 

[Khev]

I still can’t believe that a guy that was stuck in the Sarlaac pit went and put his ship right above its mouth knowing very well what is was capable of doing.

He is beyond ********.

I'm surprised he didn't offer it a job, lol.

 

[jye4ever]

I'm surprised he didn't offer it a job, lol.

Try to train it as a pet lol

 

[Knightstalker]

I still can’t believe that a guy that was stuck in the Sarlaac pit went and put his ship right above its mouth knowing very well what is was capable of doing.

He is beyond ********.

Exactly, I mean you can turn around and say he was delirious after climbing out of the pit when he was robbed and beaten by Jawas (can’t believe I just typed that), but it was poorly written, they could have at least dropped some line about him barely remembering how he escaped and how it was all survival instinct that pushed him to escape the pit, but we’re just left to assume he forgot that he was fully armoured when he crawled out.

And then they show the ferocity of the Sarlacc trying to pull his whole god damned FIRESPRAY GUNSHIP DEFINITELY NOT SLAVE 1 into its maw, yet three episodes ago he climbed out with what seemed like the bare minimum of effort.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I'm surprised he didn't offer it a job, lol.

Imagine ***** Fett standing at the edge yelling down "Hey mate can you please spit my armor back up to the surface? No hard feelings eh, if you cough that bugger up I might have a job for you...".

 

[Otomofan]

If you are really holding out hope that the last three episodes are going to be any good, then that's on you.

This television show has revealed itself to be exactly what it is: the single most crippling disappointment in Star Wars since the night The Phantom Menace opened.

It's garbage. It's absolute garbage. In fact, it's an insult to garbage to call it garbage. The garbagemen that came and picked up my garbage this morning took better care and had more respect for my bag of refuse than the people creating this......product.

It's ******* awful. Stop lying to yourself and just accept it.

I'll still watch it just for the hell of it, but I'll never pretend that it's not an direct insult to me as a fan and a consumer.

 

[Khev]

Next episode Fett searches for his armor in the bathroom.

 

[Mondragon]

 

[DarkChocobi]

Boba chases that mouse catcher droid around the kitchen then pompously reveals his name is litterally the most pathetic scene in the entire SW history for me.

 

[xipotec]

My favorite scene was when Fennec was getting her cybernetics in a 90's club with techno music, because nothing says SW, like techno music.

Can you imagine if Vader got a scene like this in the Obi Wan show? Vader violently screaming on the operating table while Palpatine is blasting techno music and creating a montage.

It was like watching Mortal Kombat.

We had Cantina music in the original, which if your too young to remember was a big hit in the disco scene in the 70’s when it was done as a disco remix..

I mean, Lucas did an actualy musical number in the remake of ROTJ…..He likely spent millions on that song and cgi.

Ewoks singing and playing bongos in that also.

Let not forget the Gungan march song in PT.

Then again in the club in AOTC….music there also.

We get blues in Solo in the club ship.

The unfortunate casino scene in TLJ has music.

So music in SW has always been there, so with a huge galaxy you might expect to hear all kinds of music. Having grown up in NYC it had just about every type of music you could imagine just 7 miles of island.

Didn't Mando have some club music also?

 

[The Buffinator]

If you are really holding out hope that the last three episodes are going to be any good, then that's on you.

This television show has revealed itself to be exactly what it is: the single most crippling disappointment in Star Wars since the night The Phantom Menace opened.

It's garbage. It's absolute garbage. In fact, it's an insult to garbage to call it garbage. The garbagemen that came and picked up my garbage this morning took better care and had more respect for my bag of refuse than the people creating this......product.

It's ******* awful. Stop lying to yourself and just accept it.

I'll still watch it just for the hell of it, but I'll never pretend that it's not an direct insult to me as a fan and a consumer.

So I take it now you’ll only be ordering 5 or 6 of these characters in Hot Toys form….

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Next episode Fett searches for his armor in the bathroom.

Not unless the door is locked. If locked, he'll just offer it job out of respect, and when that doesn't work, he'll scratch his helmet in confusion and walk away.

 

[The Buffinator]

What’s with the “CF Supporter” label on our posts now? It threw me for a second - thought the CF was for “Cretin Fett”.

 

[Wor-Gar]

We have the moment in Boba for Benny Hill music at last!

 

[matticus]

If Cad Bane is in this, can't wait to see how he looks. Watching some clips on YT just hype trains you wanting to see a live action version.

 

[greygoose]

Boba chases that mouse catcher droid around the kitchen then pompously reveals his name is litterally the most pathetic scene in the entire SW history for me.

You're probably right but I think it's a case of it's so bad it's good.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

If Cad Bane is in this, can't wait to see how he looks. Watching some clips on YT just hype trains you wanting to see a live action version.

Chad Bane is too much for Beta Fett.

Chad Bane after he breaks Beta Fett in half and steals Fennec, "Your precious armory, greatfully accepted. We will need it."

Beta Fett "W..w.. would you li..like a j..j...job..."

 

[greygoose]

Imagine ***** Fett standing at the edge yelling down "Hey mate can you please spit my armor back up to the surface? No hard feelings eh, if you cough that bugger up I might have a job for you...".

Yikes!

 

[jye4ever]