The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

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At least Boba Fett kept his helmet on after hitting the side of the ship. It would have been more embarrassing if his helmet came off and he was the nerdy looking guy with the mustache and glasses. That would have killed Boba Fett in a way that makes getting eaten by the sarlacc a blessing. 🤭
 
Well if you are fine with the scene as is then I certainly don't want to convince you to *not* like it but I'm sure you've heard the complaints enough times already that there will be no danger of that happening.

I'm fine with freak accidents taking out badasses like the storyboard of Hobbie crashing into Veers' AT-AT but the battle of Hoth at least *showed* Veers being a badass first. All Fett did was seemingly put himself within arm's reach of harm for absolutely no reason, accomplish nothing in the actual battle, then go out comedically like a screaming fool.

Just as you know that I'm not suddenly going to hate that ROTJ sequence after all these years, I know that you're not going to suddenly be as okay with it as I am. But I can try to explain why I see Fett's goals in that scene being reason for him to have very limited opportunity to be a badass in that scenario. Plus, I like imagining Wor-Gar rolling his eyes into the back of his head when I post SW justifications, so here goes. :lol

If I was Fett, and I had already collected my Solo bounty from Jabba, I wouldn't give a crap about Han escaping. It might just increase the next bounty on him anyway if he were to get away alive. So what's Fett's goal in that moment? Well, seeing he knew how badly Vader wanted the Skywalker kid, who happens to be standing right there in danger of being killed by Jabba goons, taking him captive and delivered to Vader is the only thing that makes sense for bothering to get involved.

Fett knows Luke's value is in being taken *alive* (hence the elaborate carbonite plan). That's why his errant rifle aim before Luke slices it is fine with me. And when he shoots his gauntlet missiles, it again wouldn't make sense to hit Luke; but maybe hit the lightsaber (a very elusive and difficult target) to disarm him. He also resorts to the lasso rather than using his flamethrower or darts, and that logic works too. Needing to focus on the Jedi he's trying to wrangle, a freak accident happens when he's not paying attention to Han. Certainly not what I wanted, but it's not devastating to me either. Fett's badass reputation is clear enough anyway that I don't feel seeing it displayed on screen would've exceeded what was already in my imagination from his mysterious past.

And while I no longer accept the PT as background lore, you *do* (at least to some extent), so there's an extra bit of context for you regarding Boba's role in that skirmish. If he saw Mace decapitate Jango, then it stands to reason that Boba would have a vendetta against Jedi. And who better to attract Vader's attention for tracking and capturing surviving Jedi after Order 66 than Boba Fett? With Luke, he had a chance at one more big Jedi capture payday. But he's just not as good taking them alive. :lol
 
I still think Boba drinking a bit too much at a sail barge party/execution is the best plausible in-canon excuse for his poor performance and ‘death.’ A moment of weakness enjoying the high life in what should have been a run of the mill trip to the Sarlaac and he lets his guard down when he needed it up most. Even the best have an off day.
 
I’m fine without any excuses. Clearly he was the top Bounty Hunter at the time and I’m sure had many enemies. Nothing wrong with him getting pegged back down to be humbled.
 
Plus, I like imagining Wor-Gar rolling his eyes into the back of his head when I post SW justifications, so here goes. :lol

Such an intelligent mind and writer, I just can't fathom how you hold-on so tight to your childhood that you can't have the same clarity with things like ROTJ that you do with so much else.


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Such an intelligent mind and writer, I just can't fathom how you hold-on so tight to your childhood that you can't have the same clarity with things like ROTJ that you do with so much else.
:rotfl Perfect! (the eyerolling aspect, that is)

If I disconnect that way from the SW of my childhood, I'd lose something that I don't want to let go of. And it helps to not measure ROTJ against ANH and ESB, but rather against its non-SW cinematic peers within the genre. :)
 
Hey, when'd that happen?
Oh man, you actually made me feel a little guilty there. Try to forgive me, Prime. :lol

I'm just trying to preserve my love of the OT, and I was noticing that it was being diminished by having to "count" new material. A lot of that specific material wouldn't exist without the PT, and is used to compensate for some of what was lacking in the prequels. It's all too connected in various ways, so it all now goes in my "head canon trash pile."
 
Just as you know that I'm not suddenly going to hate that ROTJ sequence after all these years, I know that you're not going to suddenly be as okay with it as I am. But I can try to explain why I see Fett's goals in that scene being reason for him to have very limited opportunity to be a badass in that scenario. Plus, I like imagining Wor-Gar rolling his eyes into the back of his head when I post SW justifications, so here goes. :lol

If I was Fett, and I had already collected my Solo bounty from Jabba, I wouldn't give a crap about Han escaping. It might just increase the next bounty on him anyway if he were to get away alive. So what's Fett's goal in that moment? Well, seeing he knew how badly Vader wanted the Skywalker kid, who happens to be standing right there in danger of being killed by Jabba goons, taking him captive and delivered to Vader is the only thing that makes sense for bothering to get involved.

Fett knows Luke's value is in being taken *alive* (hence the elaborate carbonite plan). That's why his errant rifle aim before Luke slices it is fine with me. And when he shoots his gauntlet missiles, it again wouldn't make sense to hit Luke; but maybe hit the lightsaber (a very elusive and difficult target) to disarm him. He also resorts to the lasso rather than using his flamethrower or darts, and that logic works too. Needing to focus on the Jedi he's trying to wrangle, a freak accident happens when he's not paying attention to Han. Certainly not what I wanted, but it's not devastating to me either. Fett's badass reputation is clear enough anyway that I don't feel seeing it displayed on screen would've exceeded what was already in my imagination from his mysterious past.

And while I no longer accept the PT as background lore, you *do* (at least to some extent), so there's an extra bit of context for you regarding Boba's role in that skirmish. If he saw Mace decapitate Jango, then it stands to reason that Boba would have a vendetta against Jedi. And who better to attract Vader's attention for tracking and capturing surviving Jedi after Order 66 than Boba Fett? With Luke, he had a chance at one more big Jedi capture payday. But he's just not as good taking them alive. :lol
 
Just as you know that I'm not suddenly going to hate that ROTJ sequence after all these years, I know that you're not going to suddenly be as okay with it as I am. But I can try to explain why I see Fett's goals in that scene being reason for him to have very limited opportunity to be a badass in that scenario. Plus, I like imagining Wor-Gar rolling his eyes into the back of his head when I post SW justifications, so here goes. :lol

If I was Fett, and I had already collected my Solo bounty from Jabba, I wouldn't give a crap about Han escaping. It might just increase the next bounty on him anyway if he were to get away alive. So what's Fett's goal in that moment? Well, seeing he knew how badly Vader wanted the Skywalker kid, who happens to be standing right there in danger of being killed by Jabba goons, taking him captive and delivered to Vader is the only thing that makes sense for bothering to get involved.
I've heard this take before (possibly from you? lol) and it just doesn't jibe with me. Regardless of what Vader wanted they were still at a public execution under the direction of Jabba the Hutt. Luke was Jabba's prisoner, not some wayward Jedi with an open bounty on his head, and was to be terminated immediately. For Fett to have stepped in and effectively stolen Jabba's prisoner right in front of him (and in front of his massive entourage) would have been one heck of a blatant offense to Jabba. Imagine if he had done that earlier in the palace; Jabba opens the trap door but Fett instantly shoots his grappling hook to snare Luke and snatch him away from the hole so that he could take him to Vader. I can accept that Fett tried to capture Luke alive (why else would he have used that damn lasso, lol) but in my mind it was so that he could subdue him for Jabba's pleasure.

Regardless of who Fett wanted to capture Luke for I still think that the entire maneuver was foolish and unbecoming of an infamous bounty hunter. That skiff was taking fire from the other skiff *and* the barge *and* had a lightsaber wielding maniac on it and he *still* just put himself right there at ground zero for a minimal potential gain.

RR's Mando episode does improve it in retrospect by canonizing him wearing Beskar and showing him fly down to within arm's reach of a Stormie before blowing everyone away, which nicely allows me to think back to ROTJ and go "okay that crazy maneuver *does* usually work out for him" but just going by ROTJ alone I still think that that sequence was very poorly done.

Fett knows Luke's value is in being taken *alive* (hence the elaborate carbonite plan). That's why his errant rifle aim before Luke slices it is fine with me. And when he shoots his gauntlet missiles, it again wouldn't make sense to hit Luke; but maybe hit the lightsaber (a very elusive and difficult target) to disarm him. He also resorts to the lasso rather than using his flamethrower or darts, and that logic works too. Needing to focus on the Jedi he's trying to wrangle, a freak accident happens when he's not paying attention to Han. Certainly not what I wanted, but it's not devastating to me either. Fett's badass reputation is clear enough anyway that I don't feel seeing it displayed on screen would've exceeded what was already in my imagination from his mysterious past.

And while I no longer accept the PT as background lore, you *do* (at least to some extent), so there's an extra bit of context for you regarding Boba's role in that skirmish. If he saw Mace decapitate Jango, then it stands to reason that Boba would have a vendetta against Jedi. And who better to attract Vader's attention for tracking and capturing surviving Jedi after Order 66 than Boba Fett? With Luke, he had a chance at one more big Jedi capture payday. But he's just not as good taking them alive. :lol
I accept the PT as background lore only when I'm actually watching the PT (or an extension of the PT like TCW or Mando or what have you.) Whenever I watch the OT I always disregard the PT. By only accepting canon up until the film or show that I'm watching at any given moment it allows me to pretty much enjoy the entirety of SW. Allowing any of the new stuff to go back and "taint" what came before would make for a very frustrating and disappointing experience.
 
Oh man, you actually made me feel a little guilty there. Try to forgive me, Prime. :lol

I'm just trying to preserve my love of the OT, and I was noticing that it was being diminished by having to "count" new material. A lot of that specific material wouldn't exist without the PT, and is used to compensate for some of what was lacking in the prequels. It's all too connected in various ways, so it all now goes in my "head canon trash pile."

Understood. I guess I downrank Rebels, Resistance, and even CW and the anthology films even though they're all technically canon. There's a lot to take in and it's not always great (and there's not always a good reason for their existence).
 
At least Boba Fett kept his helmet on after hitting the side of the ship. It would have been more embarrassing if his helmet came off and he was the nerdy looking guy with the mustache and glasses. That would have killed Boba Fett in a way that makes getting eaten by the sarlacc a blessing. 🤭

Well, remember, that dude wasn't in the suit back in 1983 hanging off wires. It was some other guy. Dickie Beers or something? The kind of name you can't make up. I don't know what Dickie Beers looked like under the helmet in 1983 but he sounds like a real man's man, so he would probably have beaten the crap out of 1997 Boba Fett and taken his lunch money in high school.

I still think Boba drinking a bit too much at a sail barge party/execution is the best plausible in-canon excuse for his poor performance and ‘death.’ A moment of weakness enjoying the high life in what should have been a run of the mill trip to the Sarlaac and he lets his guard down when he needed it up most. Even the best have an off day.

Yeah, he was probably completely drained of fluids....being out in that desert heat after the all-night three-way with the Asian Twilek dancer and the Polka-dotted dancer the night before. He was all hungover and weak....could probably barely stand. Worth it though...sexy alien threesome is on everyone's bucket list and only Kirk and Riker have ever crossed it off.

Moral of the story: hydrate. Remember to hydrate, people.
 
(oh my god, when I'm right I'm right....a simple google search gives me this....ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dirk Yohan "Dickey" Beer: )

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Boba Chad, it probably wasn't even in the script. They just randomly filmed him flirting with the women he was sleeping with on the set.
 
Nope, wrong again. That was Weird Al.

It's just simple movie magic, people.

Chad Dickey Beer plays Fett screaming and flailing like a sissygirl, and Virgin Weird Al gets to play Pimp Fett about to secure two alien babes for one freeaaaakkyyyy night.

It's all smoke and mirrors.
 
I always wanted to see Fett flying around in that sail barge scene, firing down his rocket barrage onto Luke, only for Luke to force deflect them at the other Skiff before force pushing Fett into the side of the sail barge, damaging his jet pack and falling into the sarlacc that way.
 
I still think Boba drinking a bit too much at a sail barge party/execution is the best plausible in-canon excuse for his poor performance and ‘death.’ A moment of weakness enjoying the high life in what should have been a run of the mill trip to the Sarlaac and he lets his guard down when he needed it up most. Even the best have an off day.
Once again I refer to Robot Chicken for the official behind the scenes canon of Boba Fett's demise at the Sarlaac. "My face is a big letter T..." :)

 
I always wanted to see Fett flying around in that sail barge scene, firing down his rocket barrage onto Luke, only for Luke to force deflect them at the other Skiff before force pushing Fett into the side of the sail barge, damaging his jet pack and falling into the sarlacc that way.
ajp is 100% right an entire Navy Seals/Delta Force team can be taken out in a bus accident with a garbage truck BUT a compelling cinematic moment that will not make lol
 
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