The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

In the "I told you so" department somewhere on this forum is a post where I warned that Favreau is a corporate shill at the end of the day.

What is .... is that a cash register I hear?

But he created Iron Man, The Mandalorian, and Elf....

 

[ZE_501]

But he created Iron Man, The Mandalorian, and Elf....

... and yet ...

 

[Wor-Gar]

He also called that girl an hour after he met her... and kept calling.

 

[Khev]

"It only took George Lucas three short years to turn Fett from awesome to lame."

Jon Favreau: "Hold my beer."

 

[chrisstbh]

I think the directing was worse than the writing.

 

[jye4ever]

Let's be honest, Fett was more of a poseur Brad in the OT. Compare him to Han, a genuine Chad. Now he's like a boomer parody of a Sigma. Anakin and Obi-Wan were Chads. Luke was a Beta who went through puberty and became an Alpha. Sheev was a Thad Lad. Kylo is a Sadboy with Chad genes.

Broody Dark-Haired Sociopathic WhiteBoy Club always seems to be popular in fiction.

God, I wish it were true in real life too*...

*For people who don't look like supermodels.

These freaking names that darthkostis comes up with lol

 

[jye4ever]

This thread is freaking epic everyone has brought their A game lol

 

[Knightstalker]

At least I have Cobra Kai tonight to hopefully remove the bad taste BoBF left. I have far more faith in Johnny Lawrence than I do Boba Fett at this stage.

 

[chrisstbh]

At least I have Cobra Kai tonight to hopefully remove the bad taste BoBF left. I have far more faith in Johnny Lawrence than I do Boba Fett at this stage.

Season 3 of Cobra Kai was the cringiest thing since TikTok.

 

[Victοr]

These freaking names that darthkostis comes up with lol

They're common internet lingo these days. I wish I had any original and unique jokes. Or ideas. Or anything in general...

 

[chrisstbh]

They're common internet lingo these days. I wish I had any original and unique jokes. Or ideas. Or anything in general...

None of us have ever had an original thought or idea in our lives, especially the folks at Disney.

 

[jye4ever]

My gut tells me that this series is going to end with Fennec in charge and a reformed Bob finding a new career in Mos Espa…

 

[Victοr]

None of us have ever had an original thought or idea in our lives, especially the folks at Disney.

Yeah, but they're racking in millions while destroying the pop culture properties that people like us have allotted huge amounts of time and money to. You know, when I say it like that, it sounds kind of pathetic. Think about it. All this money and time wasted on some of the most banal nonsense. They never end, they're constantly recycled and here we are, ready to gorge on the garbage and then keep going, trying to find the silver lining so that we can maybe capture a small inkling of that same sparkle from decades ago. And for what? These things will keep going, long after we're dead. We're not even going to see the end, despite everything we've "given" to these properties. Our money, and most importantly our time. And they keep raping these stories, and we keep coming back, like battered housewives. And we buy the dolls, and we get all the new outfits and accessories, and before we know it we've gone from our 10 favourites to a whole garage filled with dolls that have gotten upgraded six times already, and we look at them and the dread sets in because as one looks at the myriad of background characters flanking the 5 grail pieces, with plastic abs cracking as a buff naked alien Grey Jedi Mandalorian Twi'lek: DX Book Of The Bothans: Chapter 2 (with Sideshow Bonus Plans) Edition locks eyes with you and you wonder where you went wrong for such a scene to even happen.

Maybe I need a break from this. Maybe I don't need to plan for like 30 POs. Maybe I don't need Dock Ock to flank my Spider-Man. Maybe just a Tobey-Man is enough. I don't need a Battinson, I've got a Baleman. A-And maybe I don't need a whole "Sorcerers Shelf", just a Strange with my Illuminati would do. I mean, why do I need all the Jedi, right? Just the big names would be enough. Didn't I start this just to get my absolute favourites? Is this how I'll start my year? Well, you know what, I'll make some changes! Only the most necessary figures. First I've got to put a PO down for a Paul. And a 12th Doctor. Maybe I can squeeze a 10th Doc in there. I mean, I've got the original with Tennant's signature, but this new one looks better. On second thought, I mean, oh Hell, Pattinson's one of my favourite current actors, I'd really like his HS and I love the cowl. I could squeeze him in. And I need a DaFoe Goblin. So in that case I might as well get a Molina. Aw shoot, I'm already buying Strange, Fate and a Loki at some point; might as well try to fit in a Wanda. And look, the tr-

I'm trapped, aren't I?

I miss the days when getting just one HT was special, and I wanted only a handful of my favourites in a small cabinet, instead of whatever I'm doing now...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I'm shocked this sucked. Robert Rodriguez has such a great track record.

 

[Knightstalker]

Season 3 of Cobra Kai was the cringiest thing since TikTok.

 

[jye4ever]

I'm shocked this sucked. Robert Rodriguez has such a great track record.

I tried to warn Khev but he wouldn’t listen

 

[Wor-Gar]

Bob A. Fett, camp counselor...

 

[matticus]

That sarlacc had one big vag.

 

[Wor-Gar]

That sarlacc had one big vag.

Wrong hole.

 

[Khev]

I tried to warn Khev but he wouldn’t listen