The Human Centipede = WTF!

[DinoLast]

I don't really think the bad guy even needs to be a doctor.
The only skill he requires is hand stitching and a strong stomach.

 

[the dude person]

Oh wow...you saved me a LOT of trouble there!

Seriously though...there are a number of reasons this wouldnt work. Bacteria...sure. I think choking is far more likely to be a cause of death though!

And as for the "hope of being saved"...once your kneecaps, and teeth have been removed, and your lips are lost to surgical stitching....what really is the point?

Also...what is this dudes DRIVE to make a human centipede? Is this his image of the future...or just a sick "what if" type thing? Cause I really can't see any benefits (or even possibility of rationalizing benefits) to such a creation.

This is the weirdest movie I've ever heard about. Although I think it would be pretty scary if my mouth got sewed onto someone else's arse...

I don't see any benefits either, it just seems more like a practical joke that went way too far...

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

huh....

 

[The Ween]

Yeah, the guy is just absolutely insane, I don't think he has a real reason for what he's doing, something about being able to create a new being or something--but seriously, he's crazy as centipede food

FIXED!!!

 

[tomandshell]

Disgusting!!!

 

[KitFisto]

Who in the hell would even write a story like this much less film it? I mean seriously. This isn't film. It's garbage.

 

[Deak Starkiller]

Never go ass to mouth...never.

 

[The Ringer]

Never go ass to mouth...never.

............................

 

[Maglor]

Who in the hell would even write a story like this much less film it? I mean seriously. This isn't film. It's garbage.

 

[fosing]

This movie was dumb. It wasn't nearly as gory as a saw or one of those torture porn movies. The guy that played the doctor was freaking great and very creepy. The movie though was just dumb. Glad I watched though.

Hmmmm I will throw my rating up in the appropriate section.

to be honest, i didnt find this movie gory, nor clarify it as one. i've seen more blood on a stat exploratory laparotomy than this one.

just that the procedure was insane and disturbing. and the movie did not disappoint on that part.haha

 

[BadMoon]

to be honest, i didnt find this movie gory, nor clarify it as one. i've seen more blood on a stat exploratory laparotomy than this one.

just that the procedure was insane and disturbing. and the movie did not disappoint on that part.haha

I just didn't see the point of the movie. The story I think was weak and

Spoiler

I expected the finale to be the centipede completion. Not them walking around trying to escape the whole time. LOL! Even if they somehow got out their lives were pretty much done anyways. Except maybe the lead. LOL!

 

[Darthrazz]

it just seems more like a practical joke that went way too far...

Like falling asleep drunk and having your friends write on your face with a marker? But in this case you wake up and your friends have surgically attached your mouth to someone's arse?

 

[the dude person]

Like falling asleep drunk and having your friends write on your face with a marker? But in this case you wake up and your friends have surgically attached your mouth to someone's arse?

and worse, had your arse surgically attached to someone else's mouth too!


I still think this is probably the worst idea for a movie. Ever. The back two people would die pretty quick, with the aforementioned bacteria found in... well, centipede food... along with the lack of nutrients... it would end up with only the front person dragging around a whole other two people stuck to his/her arse... at least it wasn't a closed circle!

 

[tomandshell]

at least it wasn't a closed circle!

That's what sequels are for.

 

[fosing]

it would have been better if the world famous surgeon extended the alimentary canal system to the lower segments, but that would be too complicated...rather than doing that lazy azz to mouth fancy stitch work. slacking surgeon.

and a person who carries an M.D. and believes its enough to survive on somebody's shat...doesn't deserve to be dubbed world famous either.

...see, this is what happens when we over analyze a simple plot/story. simple format aimed to disturb.haha

 

[Maglor]

...see, this is what happens when we over analyze a simple plot/story. simple format aimed to disturb.haha

Just go with it people!

Or don't... what do I care...

 

[ChaserFan]

Just watched it.......um, yeah.

That was seriously messed up, and it easily has two of the dumbest girls I've seen in a movie. Just so many opportunities to escape! "Run, bi_ch, RUN!!!!!", or in some instances "crawl, bi_ch, CRAWL!!!!!"

Although, Dieter Laser did a pretty good job as Dr. Heiter.

Oh yeah, the ending sucked ass!

 

[The Ween]

Just watched it.......um, yeah.

That was seriously messed up, and it easily has two of the dumbest girls I've seen in a movie. Just so many opportunities to escape! "Run, bi_ch, RUN!!!!!", or in some instances "crawl, bi_ch, CRAWL!!!!!"

Although, Dieter Laser did a pretty good job as Dr. Heiter.

Oh yeah, the ending sucked ass!

For this movie, that's an appropriate ending!

 

[fosing]

Just watched it.......um, yeah.

That was seriously messed up, and it easily has two of the dumbest girls I've seen in a movie. Just so many opportunities to escape! "Run, bi_ch, RUN!!!!!", or in some instances "crawl, bi_ch, CRAWL!!!!!"

Although, Dieter Laser did a pretty good job as Dr. Heiter.

Oh yeah, the ending sucked ass!

the girls were the definitive BFF.

one of them could have escaped if...

Spoiler

she didn't come back and drag her sedated friend from the basement.

also if

Spoiler

that Chinese guy went kung fu centipede form instead of taking the EMO route

but no.

 

[ChaserFan]

For this movie, that's an appropriate ending!

Yeah, that pun WAS intended.

the girls were the definitive BFF.

one of them could have escaped if...

Spoiler

she didn't come back and drag her sedated friend from the basement.

also if

Spoiler

that Chinese guy went kung fu centipede form instead of taking the EMO route

but no.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Dumb bi_ches