The Human Centipede = WTF!

[darthviper107]

the girls were the definitive BFF.

one of them could have escaped if...

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she didn't come back and drag her sedated friend from the basement.

also if

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that Chinese guy went kung fu centipede form instead of taking the EMO route

but no.

He should have kept the lamp since it had a longer reach rather than deciding to pick up a little piece of glass to try to fight the guy who had a scalpel.


Or he should have been smart and made sure the guy was dead

 

[Darthrazz]

So I've been thinking about this movie, more than I should be, anyway, the best Diet for all these poor people stitched together would be .......Corn! Think about it, that way even the last person in line would be enjoying corn , versus turds. Well mostly corn... Now back to what you were doing!

 

[Maglor]

 

[the dude person]

So I've been thinking about this movie, more than I should be, anyway, the best Diet for all these poor people stitched together would be .......Corn! Think about it, that way even the last person in line would be enjoying corn , versus turds. Well mostly corn... Now back to what you were doing!

I like to watch corn on the internet sometimes... oh wait, I meant... nevermind....

 

[The Ween]

I have to be honest, if my mouth was sewed over someone ass and they started pooping, my lips would be ripped right off my face and left hanging there.

 

[darthviper107]

I have to be honest, if my mouth was sewed over someone ass and they started pooping, my lips would be ripped right off my face and left hanging there.

Your lips are already cut off-it's part of the procedure. Although the surgeon guy should have been nice and removed their tongues and sense of smell so they wouldn't care. Or make it connect directly to the stomach instead of going through the throat.

I wonder what would happen if one of them threw up?

 

[fosing]

I have to be honest, if my mouth was sewed over someone ass and they started pooping, my lips would be ripped right off my face and left hanging there.

the fancy stitch work made that option difficult.

but come to think of it........

do you know how the joker got his scars?

that would explain why he went too.

 

[The Ween]

Your lips are already cut off-it's part of the procedure. Although the surgeon guy should have been nice and removed their tongues and sense of smell so they wouldn't care. Or make it connect directly to the stomach instead of going through the throat.

I wonder what would happen if one of them threw up?

the fancy stitch work made that option difficult.

but come to think of it........

do you know how the joker got his scars?

that would explain why he went too.

Well, whatever skin that was sewed on would get torn off. I would already have gone insane just realizing my situation, so I'd a crazy, half-faced _____ that goes ape ____ on that mad doctor! I'd stick my new centipede leg up his ass and pull his guts out!

 

[fosing]

Well, whatever skin that was sewed on would get torn off. I would already have gone insane just realizing my situation, so I'd a crazy, half-faced _____ that goes ape ____ on that mad doctor! I'd stick my new centipede leg up his ass and pull his guts out!

but you still have some people to consider...the one behind you. you cant just say kiss my azz on them now, could you?

 

[Ash Housewares]

This thread is superb. Must have a record for the most number of ass sucking jokes. This movie is goin to suck major sphincter.

 

[The Ween]

but you still have some people to consider...the one behind you. you cant just say kiss my azz on them now, could you?

True, BUTT, I'd probably be on the end because I'm short.

Ween = Best tail.

 

[Sithlord1975]

From what I thought, the intestinal tube and what not, goes right through everyone. The trailer shows some kind of tube when the doctor is explaining what is going to happen.
Anyway, I downloaded this and will watch it and let you know what I think lol

 

[ChaserFan]

No, no tube. That diagram was just to illustrate the overall concept of one digestive tract. The second and third person still have to independently consume and digest the first and second person's s__t, respectively.

 

[Darthrazz]

I have to say, this thread has really gotten our creative juices flowing! Carry on!

 

[The Ringer]

 

[The Ween]

https://www.arachnopets.com/centipedes/ccs.htm

 

[BadMoon]

No, no tube. That diagram was just to illustrate the overall concept of one digestive tract. The second and third person still have to independently consume and digest the first and second person's s__t, respectively.

"FEED HER!"

 

[Maglor]

"FEED HER!"

Is that an actual line from the movie?!

 

[Sithlord1975]

No, no tube. That diagram was just to illustrate the overall concept of one digestive tract. The second and third person still have to independently consume and digest the first and second person's s__t, respectively.

But then will that be medically accurate, as the movie states? lol
How can a human process what is considered waste product?

Now it's just getting dumb lol
I really have to watch this soon! See how it plays out.

 

[The Ween]

But then will that be medically accurate, as the movie states? lol
How can a human process what is considered waste product?

Now it's just getting dumb lol
I really have to watch this soon! See how it plays out.

Depending on what it is, your body will only absorb so much of certain nutrients at a time and the rest is passed.

If one of them farted, it would have to come out the nose wouldn't it?