Sassafras
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My wallet spontaneously grew legs and ran away, whimpering in terror.I need this now.
But I said: "there, there, little one. You are only remembering other worlds from the Multiverse....those golden places
where happy customers cheered and threw their credit cards to the winds, as they filled their shelves with a rainbow
of Ironman variants, that temporarily sparkled with light from 4,000 tiny batteries.....
But this is not that world. Our world is cruel, with little treasure to be had; a world tormented by false promises, goods that
may arrive long after memory has faded, and ever, the specter of the Reva and terrible scripts drags us down....now only those whose hands overflow with gold and patience may continue to stuff their overly crowded shelves, fierce in their belief there's always room for just one more....
So fear not....what few coins you have will be well traded for the Figures of Hasbro, which at least should arrive before 2030."