The MEG

[crows]

it's hot somewhere in the world






Like my pants

problems with swamp ass? theres a powder for that

 

[Wor-Gar]

problems with swamp ass? theres a powder for that

Your girlfriend's tongue works much better.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

 

[crows]

Your girlfriend's tongue works much better.

im sorry, but my girlfriend is only interested in men

 

[Wor-Gar]

im sorry, but my girlfriend is only interested in men

How many at a time?

 

[crows]

How many at a time?

Im all she can handle

 

[greygoose]

^^^

 

[Wor-Gar]

Im all she can handle

 

[ironwez20]

Lol damn the roast session I missed

 

[Deeznutz6]

Less campy trailer

More barf... God damn how hard is it to write a decent story

 

[Gruson]

Looks like fun, trailer music sucks though.

 

[JacktheRipper]

 

[Wor-Gar]

I read that in George's voice.

Strategery







what's better: strategery or covfefe...?

 

[Ehollywood]

 

[TaliBane]

Who would have thought you could have Jason Statham, Li Bingbing, Riann Wilson and Ruby Rose together in one movie - let alone one with a shark the size of the Queen Mary.

The first poster is a JW knockoff (giant dinosaur predator eats Great White) and in the second poster looks like a computer animated comedy crossed with this:

 

[Captain Clown]

Most people seems to only care for havin' a good time while sittin' in a big dark room full of idiots.

I'm late to this thread, but

 

[MegaPrime33]

New to this thread so I'm just going to assume someone already made the joke of Meg from Family Guy as the shark, yes?

 

[agonistes86]

"Pleased to eat you"... really?

I read the first two books and still want to see this just for the shark itself, but the trailer does not look very promising.

I wonder if 10-20 years from now people will look back and shake their heads at every single blockbuster forcing humor where it's not needed. Why can't this simply be a horror/action movie that actually takes itself serious?

 

[greygoose]

New to this thread so I'm just going to assume someone already made the joke of Meg from Family Guy as the shark, yes?

Someone being many people across the Internet.

 

[Ehollywood]

"Pleased to eat you"... really?

I read the first two books and still want to see this just for the shark itself, but the trailer does not look very promising.

I wonder if 10-20 years from now people will look back and shake their heads at every single blockbuster forcing humor where it's not needed. Why can't this simply be a horror/action movie that actually takes itself serious?

There was a lot of humor in JAWS. You can make a whole comedic trailer for it lol