The Saddest Loneliest man in the world marries a computer game character

[Master Wayne]

This thread makes me want to kill myself.

 

[Cap'n Cook]

The world is a disturbing place.

 

[Razor Hanzo]

I've been married to a real woman for six years. I'd love the option of being able to turn her off with a button when she gets annoying.

This guy may be onto something...

 

[Cap'n Cook]

That is nothing compared to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I

I literally have no words.

 

[Jen]

That is just really sad.

 

[Shai]

Looks like a big loser.i bet she cheat on him a lot.

 

[Bamboota]

Looks like a big loser.i bet she cheat on him a lot.

I bet she goes to Game Shark!

 

[Nocturne]

His parents must be so proud

 

[devilof76]

This is why I never go in this section.

 

[Nocturne]

Has there been any comment from the Game's designer or publisher ?

 

[Kratos]

Thats just sad lol

 

[xenofreak]

I my real doll. Bought her used but in mint condition from pet free home.

 

[Darth Caedus]

You guys know you would....

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

I literally have no words.

you say this but what if they had a REAL Scarlet doll? haha nooo im just kiddin

 

[Cap'n Cook]

you say this but what if they had a REAL Scarlet doll? haha nooo im just kiddin

Hmmm. You make an interesting case.

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

Hmmm. You make an interesting case.

yes it seems I do... :chew

Edit: shes gonna cheat on him

 

[blakus939]

I literally have no words.

I absolutely concur. Jesus, i thought the first guy was bad LOL. Sif you wouldn't just get a prostitute or something if you were that lonely lol. And they probably cost an absolute fortune. The guy who makes them is probably laughing, driving his ferrari into his mansion garage and bangin' some 20 yr old blonde LOL

 

[wHySoSeRiOuS203]

I absolutely concur. Jesus, i thought the first guy was bad LOL. Sif you wouldn't just get a prostitute or something if you were that lonely lol. And they probably cost an absolute fortune. The guy who makes them is probably laughing, driving his ferrari into his mansion garage and bangin' some 20 yr old blonde LOL

so you have been watching me

 

[blakus939]

Hahaha, well played