The Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video surfaces online

[Bannister]

Holy ****, this guy is ****ing crazy!!!!

He's your friend King. What does that say about you?

 

[King Darkness]

He's your friend King. What does that say about you?

I was just kickin' it him to bang Katie, I had no idea he was this crazy!

No more summer BBQ's with this douche bag.

 

[Bannister]

I was just kickin' it him to bang Katie, I had no idea he was this crazy!

No more summer BBQ's with this douche bag.

Did you bang Katie? Otherwise you gotta seal the deal before you dump Tom. If only for Katie's sake.

 

[King Darkness]

 

[Bannister]

:eek :eek :eek :eek

 

[King Darkness]

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[Bannister]

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[King Darkness]

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[Anzik]

The celebrities all love this because, just like wacky Tom said, Everyone needs me, I can do anything...

It feeds those gigantic egos.

Atheism is also a religion. Since nothing can be proven or disproved, one must BELIEVE in their opinion.
Just in the case of Scientology, the founder said beforehand he wanted to get rich with his own religion.

 

[Bannister]

The celebrities all love this because, just like wacky Tom said, Everyone needs me, I can do anything...

It feeds those gigantic egos.

Atheism is also a religion. Since nothing can be proven or disproved, one must BELIEVE in their opinion.
Just in the case of Scientology, the founder said beforehand he wanted to get rich with his own religion.

Seriously, I need to start me a religion. It sure would be more profitable than flipping **** on ebay.

 

[King Darkness]

**** that Bannister, I'm starting a religion!!!!

 

[Anzik]

The Church of Flipperology?

 

[Bannister]

**** that Bannister, I'm starting a religion!!!!

Fine, but can I be your second in command. You know, the brains of the outfit.

 

[Anzik]

Milk, it does a body good.

 

[King Darkness]

Fine, but can I be your second in command. You know, the brains of the outfit.

Yeah thats cool, but you have to dress like this..

And get me beers when I'm thirsty.

 

[IronFingaz]

Well, i'm convinced. That Tom sure is a smooth talker. Scientology rules!!!!

Now back to reality...

He's out of his damn mind:emperor I just read that Katie Holmes had to sign some document when they married that she would follow these nut-jobs as long as they were married and that there kids would be raised the Scientology way Looks like the kids got a bright future ahead of them.

 

[Bannister]

Yeah thats cool, but you have to dress like this..

And get me beers when I'm thirsty.

No worries, as long as I get to bang the chicks not lucky enough to be chosen for Chase's harem, all will be cool.

 

[King Darkness]

No worries, as long as I get to bang the chicks not lucky enough to be chosen for Chase's harem, all will be cool.

 

[Bannister]

That is cool. I figure with all the money we will be making, I can always buy hot chicks.

 

[King Darkness]

Yup, hookers will be the corner stone to our religion