The Will Smith slaps Chris Rock thread - plus Sam Jackson gets his Oscar

[JMT1979]

More proof people don't actually want equality. Bald men have been mocked for centuries. For women they have suddenly made baldness an off limits medical condition.

Apparently some are saying that it isn't just a medical condition, but instead it is a disability - I kid you not. So this apparently meant that Rock was picking on a black disabled woman.

 

[Victοr]

It's neither a disability nor a "medical condition" in the way people think. Women abuse their hair, through rolls or straightening, and they start having some tiny bald spots because the hairs in those places are under great strain. That's all it is. It's not like a guy who turns 18 and suddenly he turns into Tony Soprano. It's the result of their own choices. The entire thing is ridiculous.

Men can be ridiculed for literally anything, they had a 2-minute skit of a grown woman patting down Momoa and Brolin then picking "hot dudes" to come on stage, and an hour later you can't take a tiny *** at a gal's hairstyle.

 

[dukefett]

I wonder, though. We don't have footage of the Smiths right after he laughed at the joke. Now of course, we assume Jada gave Will a "you gonna do something about that?" look. But consider the following: after the joke, Rock stuttered around a bit and said "Come on, that was a nice one!" This could've been a callback to the fact that he's ribbed Jada in the past. Alternatively, it could be an implication that there were way worse jokes to make at their expense and they all knew it. Maybe that's what he was about to say after the slap ("I could...").

Rock absolutely could've blasted 2-3 worse jokes about them, but he realized Smith was going to come back to the stage if he said anything else. Smith is a nutcase.

 

[Princess Banana Havok]

(We all know she gonna cheat anyway)

 

[R_R_X]

It's neither a disability nor a "medical condition" in the way people think. Women abuse their hair, through rolls or straightening, and they start having some tiny bald spots because the hairs in those places are under great strain. That's all it is. It's not like a guy who turns 18 and suddenly he turns into Tony Soprano. It's the result of their own choices. The entire thing is ridiculous.

Men can be ridiculed for literally anything, they had a 2-minute skit of a grown woman patting down Momoa and Brolin then picking "hot dudes" to come on stage, and an hour later you can't take a tiny *** at a gal's hairstyle.

I miss James Gandolfini.

 

[Victοr]

I miss James Gandolfini.

We all do...

 

[Spartan Rex]

Will has no control over his wife, his kids or his emotions. His family is a train wreck and he shouldn't be coddled. The source of his anger was sitting next to him not on the stage. Had a white man gone on stage to slap Rock, liberal Hollywood would freak and his Oscar would be taken away.

 

[Lejuan]

Chris Rock should’ve stayed away from Jada’s hair.


Wherever that is!


Amiright, or amiright?

Guys? Where’d everybody go?

 

[Spartan Rex]

 

[ironwez20]

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[jye4ever]

Screw BvS I already requested a queen studios Oscar slap combo pack.

 

[TaliBane]

How ironic that Amy Schumer really should have been "the unbearable white woman" who called the cops when things got "a little too loud" later.

 

[jye4ever]

I felt safer passing the Joker stairs in the Bronx just now then I did watching the Oscars last night.

 

[surfin4]

I think the whole thing was a set up, its funny but the so called best actors on the planet always look like they are acting when they are acting, which defeats the the whole exercise, anyway the only one who looked out of the loop was rock, who was the punchline to the set up, if he was in on it, it was an acting masterclass and maybe he should get his own fruity gawdy little statue.

 

[jye4ever]

Will has released his apology through Variety it’s over on their Twitter I’m too lazy to post it lol

 

[Lejuan]

I'm too lazy to post the after party video showing how sorry he was before his management had a word with him

 

[Wor-Gar]

Who knows, maybe Will is gay and doesn't satisfy Jada's needs and she has this secret that she lords over him to control him?

It's Hollywood. Would you really be surprised?

 

[Khev]

Well at least not all celebrities are defending the fool who stormed the stage.

 

[Khev]

Holy crap the LOTR memes...I am DYING.

Too many to post: Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock Has Somehow Resulted in Lord of the Rings Memes

 

[jye4ever]

Academy said they contemplated having him removed.

Had it been a white dude that slapped him they wouldn’t have had any time for contemplating he would’ve been out on his *** ASAP lol