The Witch

[jye4ever]

Why virgin stealing baby killing satanic goats are not on cereal boxes is a mystery to me.

 

[rushmore223]

Why virgin stealing baby killing satanic goats are not on cereal boxes is a mystery to me.

Damn PC Police, just ruining everything!

 

[jye4ever]

 

[jye4ever]

 

[rushmore223]

Play Deliciously.

See, you can't claim that Just Disney is trying to corrupt our kids.

 

[Khev]

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This one literally made me laugh out loud. They're all just so damn happy to be in one of the most unpleasant scenes of the movie.

 

[rushmore223]

Anybody buying this tomorrow?

 

[IrishJedi]

No. But only because I pre-ordered it weeks ago and it's en route thanks to Amazon Prime.

And I saw those Playmobil pics earlier and immediately went on eBay and ordered a Playmobil Billygoat, which I will of course paint as Black Phillip.

 

[rushmore223]

No. But only because I pre-ordered it weeks ago and it's en route thanks to Amazon Prime.

And I saw those Playmobil pics earlier and immediately went on eBay and ordered a Playmobil Billygoat, which I will of course paint as Black Phillip.

That Playmobil goat looks quite creepy, its the eyes, which im guessing were modded.

Will you display him next to the Black Phillip you sculpted?

If you make a diorama, I suggest putting the Father beneath a pile of wood.

 

[IrishJedi]

That Playmobil goat looks quite creepy, its the eyes, which im guessing were modded.

Yeah, those eyes are a must. I have an idea of how to do that mod.

Will you display him next to the Black Phillip you sculpted?

Indeed!

If you make a diorama, I suggest putting the Father beneath a pile of wood.

That's a great idea!!

 

[jye4ever]

That Playmobil goat looks quite creepy, its the eyes, which im guessing were modded.

Will you display him next to the Black Phillip you sculpted?

If you make a diorama, I suggest putting the Father beneath a pile of wood.

 

[YoNoSe]

Target Cartwheel app just added 15% off The Witch bluray.

 

[jye4ever]

Witch today and Risen next Tuesday.

 

[Khev]

Target Cartwheel app just added 15% off The Witch bluray.

And if you want to order online at Target's site you can use coupon code B4THR00MPERV to get another 10% off.

 

[rushmore223]

Wow, wish I saw the discounts before I bought mine.

 

[IrishJedi]

And if you want to order online at Target's site you can use coupon code B4THR00MPERV to get another 10% off.

I see what you did there.

 

[Khev]

I see what you did there.

Someone got it.

 

[rushmore223]

Someone got it.

I didn't even look at the code! Ha Ha!

 

[GasparZizou]

I finally saw this.

Man I really liked it, a lot, it lingers with me even 2 days after. I need to watch it again, I gave it an 8 but I'm thinking it's going up, I'm liking this as much as Sicario.

I noticed something by the end of it, while Black Phillip is talking to Thomasin, I'm sure someone else already made this parallel.


Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?
Witch eating the baby.

and pretty dress?
Witch covering her body with the blood of the baby.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Witches dancing euphorically around the fire.

Wouldst thou like to see the world?
Levitating.


Am I too far off?

 

[jye4ever]

That's perfect.

I would like to add that they knew they were tapping into men's thoughts of being dominant over a female.