The worst figures ever made!!

[cplhicks]

When you in 1991 sculpt good you will not

 

[karamazov80]

Even in the early 1990s, I knew those figures were ____.

 

[teemu]

I am amazed that we've gotten this far and no one has brought up the Dora the Explorer AquaPet.

"Have an adventure with Dora the Explorer, your interactive friend!"

looks like a subliminal pen*s toy with Dora acting as the sperm??

 

[ironwez20]

Get that for my gf for the holidays. I'm going to be real ____ about what it's for though.

 

[a-dev]

I can't believe some of this stuff got made. Shocking. Not sure it all qualifies as 'figures' though.

 

[Rotfish]

Back

 

[wax murderer]

I always thought the "King Alien" was taking the Xenomorph line a bit far. Kenner be ashamed...

Kenner has no shame, as anyone who has worked for them will tell you...PS

 

[a-dev]

Loved that crap at the time even though I would have far preferred some more movie accurate stuff like the 'Scorpion' Alien

 

[Boba Ben]

Yeah, I enjoyed the old Kenner Aliens during their time as well. I had some of the weir ones like Killer Crab and Snake Alien. Scorpion Alien and the AVP two-pack alien were the most normal looking.

 

[a-dev]

Other than the 'movie accurate' ones my faves were the Gorilla, snake, mantis and flying Queen. Actually the bull aswell as that was the first one I got.

 

[Boba Ben]

I liked those on as well. Thought the Wild Boar one was pretty good as well. Ripley and Hicks were my favorite humans.

I also always wanted the Queen Hive, but never saw it in the toy store when I was a kid.

 

[a-dev]

Hah me neither. Never found the Queen hive, had to make do with that crappy overly vertical Queen they made.

 

[Devil_666]

 

[sladesuperagent]

I liked those on as well. Thought the Wild Boar one was pretty good as well. Ripley and Hicks were my favorite humans.

I also always wanted the Queen Hive, but never saw it in the toy store when I was a kid.

I liked those figures too. along with the Predators. Hard to believe that they were the only choices for either of those films at the time.

 

[a-dev]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-q29hbEP04&feature=related[/ame]

 

[ironwez20]

Lmfao so funny