The WWE Thread

[karamazov80]

More like give Brodus Clay the championship!

 

[xYx]

More like give Brodus Clay the championship!

 

[Phil Sierra]

Brodus Clay is just awful. In the tag match Santino had to do all the work since Clay can't work a match at all.

 

[xYx]

Brodus Clay is just awful. In the tag match Santino had to do all the work since Clay can't work a match at all.

He can't even get his own dance moves right, how'd you expect that lard to carry a match. Best thing about Bogus is when the 2 dancers make their asses kiss.

 

[Phil Sierra]

He can't even get his own dance moves right, how'd you expect that lard to carry a match. Best thing about Bogus is when the 2 dancers make their asses kiss.

Everything from the dancing steps to his wrestling is awkward. I hate that guy. But you're right I do enjoy the butts giving each other a kiss. That looks hot.

 

[karamazov80]

Audience reaction to Bryan tonight was great.

 

[Phil Sierra]

The CM Punk vs Jericho feud is boring me. I thought it was going to be bad ass since they're both good athletes and great on the mic but for some reason it's just not doing it for me. The "drunk dad" thing is also tiresome. Maybe they should have done all that stuff before Mania; but now that we already seen CM Punk submit Jericho at Mania who really cares now. Besides I'm sure more than half the country has a drunk or a druggie in the family so it's no big deal.

 

[Phil Sierra]

So uh what do you think of Brock's new WWE gear?

 

[The Ringer]

Boots need to go

 

[Phil Sierra]

Boots need to go

I was thinking the same thing. Prowrestling boots and MMA shorts.
Years ago I use to live next door to an old Vietnam vet who was slightly crazy and he use to get the morning paper and/or water the grass in his boxer shorts and combat boots.
That's the first thing I thought of when seeing Brock's new gear.

 

[thenammagazine]

So uh what do you think of Brock's new WWE gear?

I think it's as dorky and hokey as the man wearing it.

 

[karamazov80]

Looks kind of silly, but the thing that is most odd to me are the ads on his shorts. I know that's common in MMA, but I can't remember the last time I saw anything similar in the WWE. I'm sure part of his contract was that he be allowed to cover himself in advertisements.

 

[thenammagazine]

Looks kind of silly, but the thing that is most odd to me are the ads on his shorts. I know that's common in MMA, but I can't remember the last time I saw anything similar in the WWE. I'm sure part of his contract was that he be allowed to cover himself in advertisements.

Someone's gotta pay for his HGH.

 

[Phil Sierra]

The one guy I absolute HATE more than any other wrestler is Zach Ryder. There are lots of wrestlers that I don't particularly care for, but I can take em or leave em and pay them no mind; however, when I hear that "woo woo woo" garbage I seriously start boiling with anger. That guy is like the Jar Jar Binks of the WWE.

KILL KILL KILL

 

[thenammagazine]

The one guy I absolute HATE more than any other wrestler is Zach Ryder. There are lots of wrestlers that I don't particularly care for, but I can take em or leave em and pay them no mind; however, when I hear that "woo woo woo" garbage I seriously start boiling with anger. That guy is like the Jar Jar Binks of the WWE.

KILL KILL KILL

I don't think the "woo woo woo" is any less annoying than the "yes yes yes."

 

[Eli26]

I think it's as dorky and hokey as the man wearing it.

His physique is no where near roided up and ripped like it was back in his former WWE days.

 

[thenammagazine]

His physique is no where near roided up and ripped like it was back in his former WWE days.

No doubt. I'm betting he dropped size due to the more frequent testing in the UFC. But for him to still maintain that size, there's a little somethin' extra in his Ovaltine.

 

[Eli26]

No doubt. But for him to maintain that size, there's a little somethin' extra in his Ovaltine.

The thing about Brock Lesnar is we know he is the real deal when it comes to wrestling and fighting. And we know the WWE is scripted. As in phony baloney. Don't get me wrong, I follow it, but it's going to be hard to believe John Cena or any other so-called "WWE Superstar" can actually beat him in that world, even if it is, well, as I said... phony baloney.

 

[thenammagazine]

The thing about Brock Lesnar is we know he is the real deal when it comes to wrestling and fighting. And we know the WWE is scripted. As in phony baloney. Don't get me wrong, I follow it, but it's going to be hard to believe John Cena or any other so-called "WWE Superstar" can actually beat him in that world, even if it is, well, as I said... phony baloney.

WTF ever happened to Lashley? He was the Godzilla to Lesnar's Kong.

As far as "realism" though, I'm not too sure. Shamrock tried that, and he took everything without utilizing the gimmicks to stay unbattered and look how that turned out. He was worse after WWE matches than MMA matches.

 

[Eli26]

WTF ever happened to Lashley? He was the Godzilla to Lesnar's Kong.

As far as "realism" though, I'm not too sure. Shamrock tried that, and he took everything without utilizing the gimmicks to stay unbattered and look how that turned out. He was worse after WWE matches than MMA matches.

Shamrock did have his hot sister. That's what I remember from his days. lol

Lashley probably exploded from too much steroid intake. His lats were stupid huge. He couldn't even fit in a bus with that back of his.