Things I Love

[Jen]

That ad made zero sense for an insurance company.

 

[The Ween]

Awwwwww........but look how cute you are! And you're so......SMOOTH!

Well you are quite hairy.

Keeps us both warm.

 

[The Ween]

That ad made zero sense for an insurance company.

Sure didn't!

Speaking of being hairy, from a distant, Eve's fig leaf looked like somthing else.

 

[fosing]

https://youtu.be/gZwtvd4_Z_c

this ad made more sense.

 

[The Ween]

this ad made more sense.

Now you know one of the many secrets to make tiny things look huge.

 

[barryo]

Now you know one of the many secrets to make tiny things look huge.

good call ween..................but men have their tricks too..............

this is 6 inches...............

 

[EVILFACE]

Saw Black Label Society last night. Put on a pretty good show!

 

[intothevoid]

Saw Black Label Society last night. Put on a pretty good show!

I love me some Zakk Wylde pinch harmonics

 

[barryo]

sitting outside......by a fire.........in a lounge chair...with a laptop.....drink in hand........posting on the freaks board..........AWESOME ......

 

[Skiman]

[ame]https://youtu.be/Ci_PTlohALE[/ame]

 

[GrueSam]

Sam, I grew pumpkins this summer.

this ad made more sense.

Hey! That thing is cool. I want one!

I wonder if daikkenaurora would draw a pic of me wearing it...

 

[EVILFACE]

Women are nothing but walking lies!!

 

[GrueSam]

And men aren't?

 

[King Darkness]

Not nearly as much as women.

Some men shave their face, but other than that there's not much deception in appearance. What you see is what you get.

Women, on the other hand, are a head to toe false depiction of what crawls out of bed in the morning. Everyday is Halloween for a woman.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it is true.

 

[GrueSam]

On the surface, I agree. But if the "appearance deception" didn't entice men, I doubt we would do most of the things we do. The blatant exception is the skinny fashion model crap. Don't see many of those in a porn rag/flick/etc. But lots of "fake" women in some of them. Most of them?

But my comment wasn't going for that- more for deception in regards to who they are and what they want to be. Verbal deception, generally- "walking lies". My big picture point is that we both deceive...

 

[EVILFACE]

Of course we lie. Chris Rock describes it the best.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/bI0msFX9DtE

And the icing?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/JpD5O7bzcEw

 

[King Darkness]

I took "walking lies" to imply that what we see is a lie, like the ad above.

Apperances aside, all humans are liars, regardless of gender.

 

[GrueSam]

Agreed, of course.

 

[devilof76]

I don't think make up and stuff is a lie if you know that's what you're seeing. It doesn't really compare to the amount of pure bull____ that comes out of the mouths of most men.

I also know lots of girls who look damn good when they wake up in the morning.

And I'm not lying.

 

[King Darkness]

I don't think make up and stuff is a lie

No one asked you, so shut it