Things I Love

[thenammagazine]

Damn it. I wanted to make that joke.

Way to fumble. You could've taken that a step further inferring that that's the only way he'll ever get fondled.

 

[devilof76]

Yuck. I didn't want to make that joke.

 

[thenammagazine]

Yuck. I didn't want to make that joke.

You still can, I'll delete my posts and you can delete yours. But you better hurry before Maggy comes back.

 

[Maglor]

Too late!!!

 

[thenammagazine]

Too late!!!

Still though, go get that looked at.

 

[devilof76]

You still can, I'll delete my posts and you can delete yours. But you better hurry before Maggy comes back.

You do care.

 

[Voorhees27]

SUP ?

 

[thenammagazine]

SUP ?

Nada.




.

 

[Voorhees27]

Nada.




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Affirmative.

 

[thenammagazine]

Affirmative.

Oh, Maggy has problems with his peepee.

 

[Voorhees27]

Oh, Maggy has problems with his peepee.

I see. Well he should get that looked at.

 

[devilof76]

If my junk cried when I watched Batman, I would be heartbroken.

 

[Jen]

I love chocolate chip cookies that are crunchy. I was shopping today in the gluten free section and saw a new brand of chocolate chip cookies and they were crunchy.

I bought them. I took them home and ate 3 of them. They were DELICIOUS!! A perfect chocolate chip cookie that is gluten free! AMAZING!!

Then I read the label and realized they are not gluten free and were put in the wrong section. I'm still going to eat them all though.

 

[The Ween]

I love chocolate chip cookies that are crunchy. I was shopping today in the gluten free section and saw a new brand of chocolate chip cookies and they were crunchy.

I bought them. I took them home and ate 3 of them. They were DELICIOUS!! A perfect chocolate chip cookie that is gluten free! AMAZING!!

Then I read the label and realized they are not gluten free and were put in the wrong section. I'm still going to eat them all though.

You have to eat them. Don't waste nummies!

 

[devilof76]

I used to work at a Doubletree, and they gave out chocolate chip cookies at check in. There was a warmer built into the wall behind the desk and everything.

These cookies were made with Ghiardelli chocolate chips, each one had half a stick of butter in it, and they were calorically equivalent to a Big Mac. They had to put crushed walnuts in the recipe just to hold them together.

I ate seven one night.

 

[The Ween]

people drown yes, but then their bodies do not stay at the bottom of the river DO THEY??
why do you think in movies they tie down bricks and stuff to throw people.....

BUT I'M NOT DEAD!

 

[Boba Ben]

I can't keep my eyes open underwater like most people can. It stings my eyes.

 

[Jen]

Blackmask, I edited out that image. It really is not appropriate.

 

[thenammagazine]

Blackmask, I edited out that image. It really is not appropriate.

JEN HATES DEAD PEOPLE!

 

[Jen]

I do hate real images of dead people and while we are at it - let's add dead animals to that list as well.