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WTF is wrong with you man, wake up! :thwak

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I got pulled over for doing 65 in a 55 last night. Cop asked if I knew why he was pulling me over.

"Because I was over the limit...well, obviously I was over. What was I doing, about 66-67?"

"I clocked you doing 65."

"I've been driving for 22 years in this state, and I've never been stopped for doing 10 over."

"Yes, well, it's still over the limit."

"Yes, well, consistency helps."

"It's late. You could have been a drunk driver."

"I understand your concern."

"Please wait here..."

(Comes back after running my name and failing to discover that I'm the devil.)

"...Just slow it down, ok?"

"I will."

(Drives 10 over the rest of the way to work.)
 
If a store clerk who previously been robbed has a gun in his hand, try not to be an idiot and punch him in the face because there is a good chance you're going to get shot.

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Nams comment reminded me of an incident that happen a few years back where I'm from. A black male was in a fight at a club and the cops were called. When they got their he pulled out a gun and aimed it at one of the cops so they shot him to disarm him. Did not kill him and he was fine after medical help. Come to find out it was a bb pistol. The black people came out in bunches yelling hate crime saying the only reason the cop shot him was because he was racist etc. it just pisses me off some of them but not all love to use the whole race card when **** like this happens and never will put the blame on whose failt it really is. No way the cop knew that it was just a bb gun. Those pistols look completely real from a distance.

Found out today that I got a Job I applied for :yess: So happy to finally have found a good paying job after being unemployed for 3 months. It really sucks having to pick up and move with out finding a job first.
 
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