Things I Love

[Darth Cruel]

Shutting up *******s.


I am working with a guy who talks so much negative crap about everyone he comes into contact with that I told him that if I heard one more negative remark about anyone, I was going to go to my wife's house, get her to make deviled eggs, eat about 10 of them, get two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds, eat them, drink 4 beers, and the next morning, eat three fiber one granola bars for breakfast and subject him to the most nasty, vile bowel gas that he has ever experienced.

That was a week ago and I have not heard him talk **** about anyone since.

I love it when a plan works.

 

[fosing]

Eat. Shat. Sleep.

repeat.

 

[Frank]

Shutting up *******s.


I am working with a guy who talks so much negative crap about everyone he comes into contact with that I told him that if I heard one more negative remark about anyone, I was going to go to my wife's house, get her to make deviled eggs, eat about 10 of them, get two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds, eat them, drink 4 beers, and the next morning, eat three fiber one granola bars for breakfast and subject him to the most nasty, vile bowel gas that he has ever experienced.

That was a week ago and I have not heard him talk **** about anyone since.

I love it when a plan works.

An ******* for an *******? I think that's in the Bible!

 

[Skiman]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJbmnFP9VcE&feature=em-uploademail[/ame]

 

[AllisonAmy]

Shutting up *******s.


I am working with a guy who talks so much negative crap about everyone he comes into contact with that I told him that if I heard one more negative remark about anyone, I was going to go to my wife's house, get her to make deviled eggs, eat about 10 of them, get two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds, eat them, drink 4 beers, and the next morning, eat three fiber one granola bars for breakfast and subject him to the most nasty, vile bowel gas that he has ever experienced.

That was a week ago and I have not heard him talk **** about anyone since.

I love it when a plan works.

You're a sick man.


And very funny.

 

[devilof76]

I heard D.C. is pretty rumbly this morning and I f#$%ing love that.

 

[Skiman]

Are you kidding me GRASS!!!????? You didn't stand a chance, damn only 98 degrees, so @$^&*@^* weak!

I dare you to grow again son... I dare you!!!

COME AT ME GRASS, god I pwn you!

Ski

 

[The Ween]

Are you kidding me GRASS!!!????? You didn't stand a chance, damn only 98 degrees, so @$^&*@^* weak!

I dare you to grow again son... I dare you!!!

COME AT ME GRASS, god I pwn you!

Ski

I need you to come pwn my grass since it needs mowing and I'm not sure I can do it right now.

 

[devilof76]

Not losing all my posts when a thread goes to hell.

Thanks, Shropt.

 

[Skiman]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRqsvpErVi8&feature=em-uploademail[/ame]

Ski

 

[fosing]

Lamb of God. Live. Tomorrow. I am so there.

no effin boil is stopping me.

[ame="https://youtu.be/h2WVO1qr5tA"]https://youtu.be/h2WVO1qr5tA[/ame]

 

[The Ween]

I thought this was great!

[ame]https://youtu.be/3c7bISLhVl8[/ame]

 

[AllisonAmy]

I just pre-ordered Batman and Robin!

 

[Skiman]

I just pre-ordered Batman and Robin!

No you didn't, I did.

Ski

 

[Kamandi]

I just pre-ordered Batman and Robin!

You need a Bruce Lee to face off with Robin

 

[AllisonAmy]

No you didn't, I did.

Ski

Go eat your pancakes.

You need a Bruce Lee to face off with Robin

I think you're right.

 

[Skiman]

Go eat your pancakes.

I have to mow a lawn for them .

Ski

 

[AllisonAmy]

I have to mow a lawn for them .

Ski

Don't forget to mow Ween's lawn or else she won't give you any.


Edit: duh

 

[Skiman]

Ski

 

[AllisonAmy]

Ski

Don't you PWN me with that red x of yours.