Things I Love

[Lejuan]

When I'm at work and someone lost asks for directions and I tell them I don't work here... unless it's a pretty girl.

Are you a cab driver?

 

[DeathlyFighter]

Coffee and cigarette at the beginning of my shift.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Are you a cab driver?

You talking to me?

 

[Lejuan]

 

[Jameson Rook]

Tenants who pay their rent on time.

 

[EVILFACE]

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511451/Burglar-asks-homeowner-999-getting-head-stuck-window.html

 

[Snake Plissken]

Watching someone, or you yourself tripping or falling over absolutely nothing

 

[devilof76]

I have a habit of falling up stairs. Kills me every time.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I remember walking somewhere on my lunch hour and some guy was walking ahead of me and he tripped and he did like this hop in the air. Some black guy was walking by and he asks "you okay?" And as he got further way he's like "almost broke his ****ing neck"

 

[The Ween]

I love my new Mogwai.

 

[Lejuan]

I love my new Mogwai.

I want one of those! Where are you keeping him?

 

[toylion]

I love my new Mogwai.

 

[The Ween]

I want one of those! Where are you keeping him?

In the dark.

I really wish I had someone to show my new things to. Nobody I know cares.

 

[toylion]

In the dark.

I really wish I had someone to show my new things to. Nobody I know cares.

[ame]https://youtu.be/E5Q7CcINC8M[/ame]

 

[devilof76]

In the dark.

I really wish I had someone to show my new things to. Nobody I know cares.

You can show me yours, if I can show you mine.

 

[RIDDICK]

It's finally snowing here!

 

[fosing]

It's finally snowing here!

you have vodka over there like water dispensers everywhere.

 

[RIDDICK]

Wish we had water dispensers

 

[pixletwin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI36TeJQD1s

Aww.. It's been taken down.