Things I Love

[Mr. Green]

All meat can spoil. Eating any spoiled meat will make you sick.

I don't think cardboard can spoil, so you're safe eating the box.

Yea, SPAM got so much preservative that it will last until the can rust away. Gross but popular in Hawaii. But one can't be picky when hungry, really hungry.

 

[devilof76]

or just eat sliced bread lol

Yeah, bread can't go bad.

 

[EVILFACE]

Why can't i open my third eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye!

 

[devilof76]

I need your email to send you the royalty contract.

 

[devilof76]

What's the going rate for gifs that do not belong to the person collecting royalties?

 

[The Ween]

 

[devilof76]

I didn't realize that song was so old.

That wasn't a "what are you talking about?" squint. It was a "jesus, you're weird" squint.

 

[devilof76]

 

[EVILFACE]

Prolly the most covered song in history.

 

[devilof76]

I thought only Doro Pesch covered it.

 

[King Darkness]

Stop thinking, its unbecoming.

 

[devilof76]

Do you want to hear my Dave Chapelle story?

 

[King Darkness]

Sure.

 

[EVILFACE]

Did he ask to see your diploma to make sure you were qualified to give him extra towels?

 

[devilof76]

He was too high to say anything except that he was given a sticker that said BUTTPUSSY. I was at the desk with the old ex-cop security guard. I think he thought we'd be offended, or thrown off guard, or something. He just kept talking about the sticker and saying BUTTPUSSY as many times as he could. And asking over and over, "What the hell is BUTTPUSSY?"

I said, "It sounds like they put her together backwards."

I could see the picture form in his head and he stopped dead in his tracks. Then he decided it was time to go back to his room.

 

[King Darkness]

He was too high to say anything except that he was given a sticker that said BUTTPUSSY. I was at the desk with the old ex-cop security guard. I think he thought we'd be offended, or thrown off guard, or something. He just kept talking about the sticker and saying BUTTPUSSY as many times as he could. And asking over and over, "What the hell is BUTTPUSSY?"

I said, "It sounds like they put her together backwards."

I could see the picture form in his head and he stopped dead in his tracks. Then he decided it was time to go back to his room.

I'm offended.

Reported.

 

[King Darkness]

it has a definition on urban dictionary... regret looking it up

 

[devilof76]

I'm offended.

Reported.

It's refreshing to offend someone who isn't chicken****.

 

[King Darkness]

It's refreshing to offend someone who isn't chicken****.

one has to wonder why he was given that sticker to begin with, or who gave it, seeing what it means now.

No one wonders that.

 

[EVILFACE]

Wrong. Appears one person wonders that....