Things That Are Funny

[posterguy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ELmygeXE-c

17:11 , Kojak/Columbo/007 parodies (after their house has been burglarized Nils falls asleep and dreams about being a detective)

Nordin later went on to play in the Oscar nom norwegian movie "Elling"

 

[devilof76]

I just watched a bird die, flying into a window pane. I laughed reflexively. It had a Looney Tunes quality to it.

Then I felt bad. I hope I don't look funny when I go.

 

[posterguy]

You know , Undertaker interview where he , you know, used the word " you know" about a hundred times , you know

 

[Lejuan]

I just watched a bird die, flying into a window pane. I laughed reflexively. It had a Looney Tunes quality to it.

Then I felt bad. I hope I don't look funny when I go.

I dunno... a funny exit, with a proper sense of theatre and an appreciative audience, that wouldn't be so bad. Though I can't think of a fitting scenario that doesn't also involve loss of dignity. I'd definitely want my bowels to be empty.

 

[devilof76]

Yup. Public death with poop is a no go.

Still, walking into a lamppost or something and it being your final ******* move is just not how I envision it.

"Did you see that guy knock himself out? Lol."

"Oh ****. He's dead."

"Well, it was still funny. Kinda. Right?"

"Yeah it was. (Hope I don't die like that.)"


I had an aunt die on April 1st. There was an irony to it. She was a funny lady.

 

[Lejuan]

Yeah, you're right - for a death to be funny it really has to be someone else's. Even one involving an erection and a smile.

 

[posterguy]

Fun with the Hulkster :

So there I was brother, spending the weekend on my yacht with my good friends Bono and Meryl Streep. I’m giving Bono some pointers on the guitar when the Streepster hands me the phone and says “it’s the President, brother.” I took the phone and sure enough Barry O’s on the line and says to me “listen Hulkster, we found Bin Laden. This guys a real bad dude, Jack. I’ve got a team ready to go but we need some Real American Leadership. What do you say, brother?”

Brother, when my country needs me I spring into action dude. So right after I got off the phone I jumped off that yacht, swam to Afghanistan and gave Osama the big boot and the leg drop in front of 40 thousand screamin Hulkamaniacs, brother.

 

[devilof76]

It'd be cool if we ever knew he was really dead. It's unfortunate that Obama had such respect for the burial practices of people who gave a ****. That pig's head should have been on a pike over the NJ turnpike.

 

[Rambler]

It'd be cool if we ever knew he was really dead. It's unfortunate that Obama had such respect for the burial practices of people who gave a ****. That pig's head should have been on a pike over the NJ turnpike.

this!!!!

 

[Lejuan]

It'd be cool if we ever knew he was really dead. It's unfortunate that Obama had such respect for the burial practices of people who gave a ****. That pig's head should have been on a pike over the NJ turnpike.

The SF were going to document the whole mission in cartoon form but Washington wasn't prepared to wear the blowback.

 

[devilof76]

Who is the SF?

 

[Lejuan]

Special Forces (or more accurately Special Operations Forces). They always ship out with a specialist cartoonist.

 

[devilof76]

Everyone should have a specialist cartoonist, I've found. Also, a soundtrack that follows them around.

 

[posterguy]

Comment about Kim stealing :


UDTUDT8 hours ago
They have stolen before. I paused on the Kardashian TV show while channel surfing. I had to adjust my snack...I inadvertently watched 15 seconds of their show, they stole 10 IQ points from me.

Reply233

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainme...ashian-reveal-they-once-stole-dior-sunglasses

(I fail to see the humor in stealing expensive sunglasses , it goes under the theft paragraph (not misdeaminor) and you can get prison for it

 

[posterguy]

You know the tiger rug Inosanto have in his chair in the movie Game of Death , that was a tiger who tried to play hardball with me one day , which is not a clever thing to do , lets put it like that.

-Chuck Norris

 

[posterguy]

https://i.redd.it/m6kie2n57qy01.jpg

 

[Mr. Green]

Pew Die Pie

 

[posterguy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7zD5ydpUo

Classic Nicholson (cant believe Monty Python didnt parody that scene , lol)

 

[Solidus]