Things That are Scary

[hoodonit00]

Money is probably the dirtiest thing you'll ever touch day-to-day

First job out of high school I worked as a runner at an auction house. When someone gave me a bill and I had to make change I would put the bill in my mouth to free my hands up. Thank you kind soul whoever you were for telling me the error of my ways.

 

[The Ween]

I still do that at times. I'm not a germ phobe at all and I'm rarely sick. After working with ankle biters for years, you can't be. I can't tell you how many times I've been sneezed on and puked on.

 

[Lejuan]

And your phone or computer.

yeah but I'm pretty much the only person who'll handle my phone and computer. Even if I'm carrying some filth on my hands from elsewhere, I can kind of manage it if I take the trouble. With money... yuk. You often don't know where its been just in the 24hrs before you receive it.

Yea you know that toothbrush on the vanity close to your commode? Yea it’s got ***** matter in it.



ETA holy crap. A correct term for stool is censored?

Separate commode/bathroom

...or keep your toothbrush head in Listerine.

One of my mates caught his toddler kid shoving his toothbrush up her butt once. The older kid comes in to see what the fuss is all about and says, "Oh she's been doing that for months".

 

[a-dev]

First thing I do when I come home from anywhere is wash my hands. And then of course I'm washing my hands after the toilet and so on. My reward for this is dry skin and inflamed, cracked knuckles. I even moisturize at night to combat this but it's not enough.


edit - and I've just read the last part of Lejuan's post

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Plastic Bateman]

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[Snake Plissken]

 

[Shawpaw]

Those are horrifying.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Mr. Green]

Getting a notification of a youtube's cat channel video when Mr. Green didn't subscribe and notification. Not sure if it's scary or weird or what.

 

[GasparZizou]

Getting a notification of a youtube's cat channel video when Mr. Green didn't subscribe and notification. Not sure if it's scary or weird or what.

All-knowing and merciful Google AI mother inferred that you liked cats so it went ahead and subscribed your account to a cat channel, for your comfort and happiness.

You should be grateful, say: "thank you, o Great All Mother Google AI!", You don't want to be an ungrateful child, do you?

Be sure to say it aloud... Don't worry, she'll hear you.

 

[Mr. Green]

But, but it didn't show up in the subscribe listing. But thanks anyway, "thank you, o Great All Mother Google AI!".

 

[GasparZizou]

But, but it didn't show up in the subscribe listing. But thanks anyway, "thank you, o Great All Mother Google AI!".

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[franpincho]

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I'm a dad and I would tell other parents how pathetic they are if I ever see them with that **** on and their kids riding them. Jesus.

 

[The Ween]

I take it you never played pony as a kid?

 

[Lejuan]

I don't see the big deal. One way of looking at it is that it might encourage kids and parents to spend some time playing together.

 

[franpincho]

There’s other, more productive ways to play with your child.

 

[Lejuan]

Not all play need be productive.

 

[hoodonit00]

Yea I'm not seeing a problem at all.

 

[devilof76]

I used to fly my niece around the house in an 18" steel mixing bowl when she was a baby. There has not been a child since who hasn't lost their mind over the fun of flying around in that bowl. Priceless game---zero practical value, unless you like seeing babies be happy.