Things that I marvel at

[crows]

I defend common sense in the face of idiocy. Get off the bottom of my shoe.

talking about ween is like a batsignal. Get off the leash

 

[Lejuan]

It's like I'm wearing ripple soles.

 

[crows]

Sometimes i joke with ween just to see how fast you post Such a good boy. Ween's got a treat for you, yes she does, yes she does!

 

[Lejuan]

That sounds like a worthwhile use of your time. Is the response worth the stimulus?

 

[YoNoSe]

BUT DOES SHE EMAIL YOU?!

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

gooooooooooooooooooof.

 

[The Ween]

I won't say what I want to say because you guys are worth the ban.

 

[crows]

That sounds like a worthwhile use of your time. Is the response worth the stimulus?

 

[Lejuan]

Meh, only shows a link. I imagine it was very witty though.

 

[crows]

it was sexy actually

 

[Lejuan]

Oh, now it shows up. Not so witty after all, and not particularly sexy either.

 

[Mr. Green]

“music”

Could be the next future Tupac, giggles.

 

[crows]

Oh, now it shows up. Not so witty after all, and not particularly sexy either.

happy to disappoint these conversations are just:

thank you

 

[Lejuan]

happy to disappoint these conversations are just:

thank you

This page has some videos of koalas:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2...koala-just-hugging-his-teddy-bear_a_23282452/

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

i assume you meant ARENT worth the ban.........but, but, but, we really like you ween, we do! dont be beezin meen to us now.

 

[ZaCHw117]

Could be the next future Tupac, giggles.

every single tattoo he has is “69” lmao

 

[a-dev]

An Uncle of mine posted this on facebook

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''In the light of all the nasty experiences that women are reporting recently over social media, I would like to tell of an "experience" I had way back in the '70s.....bear with me if you please; So I was an office junior, about 19 years old, working in a city centre car finance business. One day I came to work in a brand new suit. I was photocopying some document or other when I was cornered by two older girls who started cooing about my new suit, and sidling up to me in a very sexual way, while stroking my chest and moaning all the while. I became aroused against my will. Like all who have experienced this type of "assault" I was left confused by the situation. So, my question then becomes this; is this a sexual assault or not?''

All of the responses he got - including from a man - affirmed that this was indeed a sexual assault, saying

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''The shame of it is, many people would dismiss this, saying things like "Oh, but men enjoy this type of thing" and "Wow, you should be flattered", which is pure bollocks!''

My uncle followed that up with

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''I am guilty here; at the time I told this story to my buddies who thought this was cool, and I played it up. But the memory is that I was violated in a way.''

I just thought it was very interesting. Obviously, if he felt violated then he was violated and yet I also can't help but think his story sounds like a Penthouse letter that simply didn't pan out....what if these 2 women were attractive; what if it did go somewhere? It then wouldn't have been an assault surely - even despite that their initial advance was not invited by him. Heck in today's environment if he did ''invite'' them that could be construed as sexual harrassment even if it was verbal alone.

It was a d!ck move on the part of these women if all they intended to do was prank my Uncle. On the other hand if that was a serious attempt to get him into a threesome could it not be said that they were merely going about it in exactly the kind of way that all men fantasise about? Spontaneous women expressing their arousal? They weren't to know that he wouldn't take kindly to it because some men very much would.

 

[crows]

An Uncle of mine posted this on facebook

Spoiler

''In the light of all the nasty experiences that women are reporting recently over social media, I would like to tell of an "experience" I had way back in the '70s.....bear with me if you please; So I was an office junior, about 19 years old, working in a city centre car finance business. One day I came to work in a brand new suit. I was photocopying some document or other when I was cornered by two older girls who started cooing about my new suit, and sidling up to me in a very sexual way, while stroking my chest and moaning all the while. I became aroused against my will. Like all who have experienced this type of "assault" I was left confused by the situation. So, my question then becomes this; is this a sexual assault or not?''

All of the responses he got - including from a man - affirmed that this was indeed a sexual assault, saying

Spoiler

''The shame of it is, many people would dismiss this, saying things like "Oh, but men enjoy this type of thing" and "Wow, you should be flattered", which is pure bollocks!''

My uncle followed that up with

Spoiler

''I am guilty here; at the time I told this story to my buddies who thought this was cool, and I played it up. But the memory is that I was violated in a way.''

I just thought it was very interesting. Obviously, if he felt violated then he was violated and yet I also can't help but think his story sounds like a Penthouse letter that simply didn't pan out....what if these 2 women were attractive; what if it did go somewhere? It then wouldn't have been an assault surely - even despite that their initial advance was not invited by him. Heck in today's environment if he did ''invite'' them that could be construed as sexual harrassment on his part.

It was a d!ck move on the part of these women if all they intended to do was prank my Uncle. On the other hand if that was a serious attempt to get him into a threesome could it not be said that they were merely going about it in exactly the kind of way that all men fantasise about?

Wait, was he being serious? I sense a hint of sarcasm in there.
Sounded like trying to pull a crows but i dont know it depends if he was serious

 

[a-dev]

Wait, was he being serious? I sense a hint of sarcasm in there.
Sounded like trying to pull a crows but i dont know it depends if he was serious

No he's serious.

 

[Lejuan]

No he's serious.

That's the problem with this #metoo nonsense. It makes the spectrum of sexual assault and harassment so broad as to be meaningless. If the women who stiffened your uncle's loins were senior colleagues of his, or sought to humiliate him, that'd make it a more serious incident. But otherwise, yeah, sounds like he should be more bummed that he missed an epic threesome.