Tiger Woods 'seriously injured' in car accident

[wofford29]

I'm pretty sure in today's politically correct and ridiculous world, that this statement is racist. Just because Tiger is black makes him OJ?

Edit: what does the color of the SUV have to do with it?

Just because Tiger has brown skin it makes him black? You're a racist!

 

[Mesa]

Alright, in all honesty, as much money as Tiger brings his woman home, I think she should have given this "discrepancy" in their marital vows a "once every ten years" forgiveness pass.

But that's just me.

Or, if you're gonna pull this off, go all out and pull a Lorena Bobbit.

 

[user 1190]

I'm pretty sure in today's politically correct and ridiculous world, that this statement is racist. Just because Tiger is black makes him OJ?

Edit: what does the color of the SUV have to do with it? Why it gotta be a white SUV?

Actually he is more Asian then African American

 

[ProgMatinee]

its inevitable that a successful man cheats. inevitable.

 

[Darth Cruel]

My theory, as if anyone cares...

He came home late from whoring around and his wife met him holding a golf club. She starting swinging, busting out the windows and he took off with her in pursuit and ran the car into the hydrant.

Now, what I'd like to know is this. I doubt the hydrant was right by the tree since it doesn't make any sense to put one close to a tree so how did he hit both the hydrant AND his neighbors tree? (unless he was in a panic to get away from a rabid Swede).

Also, if she couldn't get him out of the car and had to bust the windows out to get him, how did that tiny woman pull his ass out of the read window if he was hurt? He was laying on the ground when the police showed up.

What I want to know besides all of this is...how did his FACE get injured when the accident happened while he was driving in reverse?



Unless something happened like...say...he was fleeing someone who had just hit him in the face with a pitching wedge.

 

[Kuzeh]

Man this is just the type of crap tabloids and some people are just waiting for...

 

[ProgMatinee]

i would trade my privacy for a few $100 million dollars anyday.

 

[user 1190]

i would trade my privacy for a few $100 million dollars anyday.

It sounds great until your on the other side. I have friends who work with Celebs that are constantly followed by paparazzi and sure the money would be awesome but I dont know that its worth it. Those people do crazy things to get pics.

 

[SixMillionDollarMan Guy]

i would trade my privacy for a few $100 million dollars anyday.

Try 1.1 billion dollars.

 

[Voorhees27]

I'm pretty sure in today's politically correct and ridiculous world, that this statement is racist. Just because Tiger is black makes him OJ?

Edit: what does the color of the SUV have to do with it? Why it gotta be a white SUV?

Would you like to cover the topic of racism you ????ing hypocrite? Just let me know when you're ready for another "I'm a sorry retard thread"

 

[Deeznutz6]

i would trade my privacy for a few $100 million dollars anyday.

These days Id trade it for 100K,

Anyone seen this "other" women? Smokin

 

[Valfar]

I'm pretty sure in today's politically correct and ridiculous world, that this statement is racist. Just because Tiger is black makes him OJ?

Edit: what does the color of the SUV have to do with it? Why it gotta be a white SUV?

 

[azurepred]

These days Id trade it for 100K,

Anyone seen this "other" women? Smokin

shes allright, i would think a billionaire could do better. If your gonna cheat, you might as well go all out in the looks department, but for whatever reason most guys that cheat get uglier chicks then their wives. Have you seen Kobe's wife?

 

[user 1190]

Uhh ohh he is getting a ticket for up to $164

He wipes he butt with that kind of money

 

[The Ween]

Uhh ohh he is getting a ticket for up to $164

He wipes he butt with that kind of money

I'm waiting for the neighbor to sue for "pain and suffering to his tree".

 

[user 1190]

I'm waiting for the neighbor to sue for "pain and suffering to his tree".

 

[quadcent]

Would you like to cover the topic of racism you ????ing hypocrite? Just let me know when you're ready for another "I'm a sorry retard thread"

 

[quadcent]

probably what happened is that when he was BACKing out someone took a picture and of course just like when he's golfing and people take pics of his BACK swing he totally loses it.

 

[Darth Madden]

Uhh ohh he is getting a ticket for up to $164

He wipes he butt with that kind of money

He has to pay for a new fire hydrant too though.

 

[quadcent]

OMG this just in, tiger watches golf on tv and doesn't like desperate housewives............oh and he's a womanizer.