TMNT Donatello Comiquette

[NotDolls]

import HttpLoadLoader;

public void getTMNT(String gangtas, String directSideshow){
String moolah = "$$$$";
boolean SSFlag = false;
boolean babyBirdCustomer = false;

if(gangtas.equals(moolah)){
System.out.println("Uze a bad muther now with your TMNT);
if(directSideshow.equals("true")){
System.out.println("Hella WIN!!!!");
}else{
System.out.println("Sorry bros get eSmacked");
babyBirdCustomer = true;
}
makingSkiRich(babyBirdCustomer , babyBirdCustomer .getAddy());
}

private void makingSkiRich(String getThatManTMNT){
if(getThatManTMNT.hasMoolah() == true){
startShippingDatTurtle(getThatManTMNT, addy);
}
}

private void startShippingDatTurtle(String paypalAddy, String custAddy){
HttpLoadLoader http;
http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy);
if(http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy).equals(true)){
System.out.println("You made Ski a happy man!!!");

System.out.println("Break it down for me, o o oo o ooooo OOO oooo OOOO!!!!");
System.out.println("Word");
System.out.println("Make that money!!!!!!!!");
}
}

#include iostream.h
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<"Nerd.";
return 0;
}

 

[Something Sexy]

import HttpLoadLoader;

public void getTMNT(String gangtas, String directSideshow){
String moolah = "$$$$";
boolean SSFlag = false;
boolean babyBirdCustomer = false;

if(gangtas.equals(moolah)){
System.out.println("Uze a bad muther now with your TMNT);
if(directSideshow.equals("true")){
System.out.println("Hella WIN!!!!");
}else{
System.out.println("Sorry bros get eSmacked");
babyBirdCustomer = true;
}
makingSkiRich(babyBirdCustomer , babyBirdCustomer .getAddy());
}

private void makingSkiRich(String getThatManTMNT){
if(getThatManTMNT.hasMoolah() == true){
startShippingDatTurtle(getThatManTMNT, addy);
}
}

private void startShippingDatTurtle(String paypalAddy, String custAddy){
HttpLoadLoader http;
http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy);
if(http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy).equals(true)){
System.out.println("You made Ski a happy man!!!");

System.out.println("Break it down for me, o o oo o ooooo OOO oooo OOOO!!!!");
System.out.println("Word");
System.out.println("Make that money!!!!!!!!");
}
}

You shouldn't use system printlns.

 

[Skiman]

You shouldn't use system printlns.

I actually dummied it down... I've been over a decade or since I was 8.

Sexy I would be the "dude" at your work if you worked with me.... Like I am here.

#include iostream.h
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout<<"Nerd.";
return 0;
}

and you wouldn't think it if you saw me...

that's actually a compliment, most think meatheads don't have a brain.

 

[Something Sexy]

and you wouldn't think it if you saw me...

that's actually a compliment, most think meatheads don't have a brain.



I actually dummied it down... I've been over a decade or since I was 8.

Sexy I would be the "dude" at your work if you worked with me.... Like I am here.

hehehehehe

 

[NotDolls]

I actually dummied it down... I've been over a decade or since I was 8.

Sexy I would be the "dude" at your work if you worked with me.... Like I am here.



and you wouldn't think it if you saw me...

that's actually a compliment, most think meatheads don't have a brain.

#using iostream.h

bool BodyBuilds();
bool WritesCode();

int main()
{
if(WritesCode())
{
if(BodyBuilds()) cout<<"Meat Head.";
else cout<<"Nerd.";
}
return 0;
}

 

[NotDolls]

Crap! I forgot the namespaces! That won't compile!

 

[Something Sexy]

I am so glad I don't have to code in C/C++ anymore.

 

[Skiman]

Crap! I forgot the namespaces! That won't compile!

and you forgot a default because it's possible and not black and white as you wrote it...

I am so glad I don't have to code in C/C++ anymore.

Ditto

 

[NotDolls]

What? C++ is the best! (Only I only say that cause I'm forced to write it, I'd rather be using c#)

 

[Something Sexy]

What? C++ is the best! (Only I only say that cause I'm forced to write it, I'd rather be using c#)

Haha, it has its uses but I will give that up for robust frameworks and apis that make my life a little easier. I design overall web systems so I can't be too concerned with the details, especially _______ pointers. Ugh.

 

[Skiman]

Up in the air with C# and Java but that's what I prefer, they are basically the same, exception of both monopolies...

 

[Something Sexy]

Up in the air with C# and Java but that's what I prefer, they are basically the same, exception of both monopolies...

Yep, the real power lies within .NET on the C# side and on the Java side the developers flavor of APIs and frameworks. The one reason I dislike Java is there is too much to choose from and sometimes they all don't do what you need. Lame sauce.

 

[NotDolls]

Ah christ, don't get me started on pointers! The days I get to work in managed c++ are some of my happiest, when I can just let the system take care of the garbage colletion for me.

 

[Skiman]

Yep, the real power lies within .NET on the C# side and on the Java side the developers flavor of APIs and frameworks. The one reason I dislike Java is there is too much to choose from and sometimes they all don't do what you need. Lame sauce.

Yea I hear yah, I began with Java whenever it was born and to see the animal it is today is phenomenal, it gets deprecated weekly There's no way to know everything and if you are a completest then you FAIL just like not having all the TMNT

Ah christ, don't get me started on pointers! The days I get to work in managed c++ are some of my happiest, when I can just let the system take care of the garbage colletion for me.

good god that is awful....

 

[Something Sexy]

Ah christ, don't get me started on pointers! The days I get to work in managed c++ are some of my happiest, when I can just let the system take care of the garbage colletion for me.

Haha managed c++ was a step in the right direction.

Yea I hear yah, I began with Java whenever it was born and to see the animal it is today is phenomenal, it gets deprecated weekly :rotlf There's no way to know everything and if you are a completest then you FAIL just like not having all the TMNT

Haha yea it is too hard. Just take what you need for the job, learn that then move on to the next.

 

[jbinny]

And now the regulars are gonna dry up and everyone who didn't grab one will cry when they're going for 500+ and the EXs break 750.

 

[Something Sexy]

And now the regulars are gonna dry up and everyone who didn't grab one will cry when they're going for 500+ and the EXs break 750.

THAT is why I got 2 ex. MWUAHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Skiman]

And now the regulars are gonna dry up and everyone who didn't grab one will cry when they're going for 500+ and the EXs break 750.

import HttpLoadLoader;

public void getTMNT(String gangtas, String directSideshow){
String moolah = "$$$$";
boolean SSFlag = false;
boolean babyBirdCustomer = false;

if(gangtas.equals(moolah)){
System.out.println("Uze a bad muther now with your TMNT);
if(directSideshow.equals("true")){
System.out.println("Hella WIN!!!!");
}else{
System.out.println("Sorry bros get eSmacked");
babyBirdCustomer = true;
}
makingSkiRich(babyBirdCustomer , babyBirdCustomer .getAddy());
}

private void makingSkiRich(String getThatManTMNT){
if(getThatManTMNT.hasMoolah() == true){
startShippingDatTurtle(getThatManTMNT, addy);
}
}

private void startShippingDatTurtle(String paypalAddy, String custAddy){
HttpLoadLoader http;
http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy);
if(http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy).equals(true)){
System.out.println("You made Ski a happy man!!!");

System.out.println("Break it down for me, o o oo o ooooo OOO oooo OOOO!!!!");
System.out.println("Word");
System.out.println("Make that money!!!!!!!!");
}
}

 

[Something Sexy]

import HttpLoadLoader;

public void getTMNT(String gangtas, String directSideshow){
String moolah = "$$$$";
boolean SSFlag = false;
boolean babyBirdCustomer = false;

if(gangtas.equals(moolah)){
System.out.println("Uze a bad muther now with your TMNT);
if(directSideshow.equals("true")){
System.out.println("Hella WIN!!!!");
}else{
System.out.println("Sorry bros get eSmacked");
babyBirdCustomer = true;
}
makingSkiRich(babyBirdCustomer , babyBirdCustomer .getAddy());
}

private void makingSkiRich(String getThatManTMNT){
if(getThatManTMNT.hasMoolah() == true){
startShippingDatTurtle(getThatManTMNT, addy);
}
}

private void startShippingDatTurtle(String paypalAddy, String custAddy){
HttpLoadLoader http;
http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy);
if(http.load(paypalAddy, custAddy).equals(true)){
System.out.println("You made Ski a happy man!!!");

System.out.println("Break it down for me, o o oo o ooooo OOO oooo OOOO!!!!");
System.out.println("Word");
System.out.println("Make that money!!!!!!!!");
}
}

Ok now rewrite that using assembly.

 

[Skiman]

Ok now rewrite that using assembly.

You probably could since you are younger than I, I think that might of been 10+ years ago, man I do not miss that language.

that and Fortran, COBOL, LISP can be added to the list.