To my Mojado hermano brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[devilof76]

Ok. Mojado.

Not pendejo?

 

[King Darkness]

No. That's rude.

 

[devilof76]

...and will get me beat up?

 

[King Darkness]

At least, yeah. Probably corn holed too.

 

[devilof76]

Cornholed by angry, drunken midgets while wearing a sombrero...

 

[King Darkness]

Speaking of angry midgets, my Mexican gf was asking me stuff about SW yesterday since it was that "May the 4th be with you" crap, and during our talking she said something to the effect of "Chewbacca is my favorite, if I were in SW I would be Chewbacca." To which I said "You're to short to be a wookie. You're more like an ewok." It was then that I realized the ewoks are like the forest dwelling Mexicans of the SW universe. Yup, true story.

 

[devilof76]

You need to shave your girlfriend.

 

[King Darkness]

.......hey

 

[devilof76]

I need to paint my girlfriend, because right now, she's invisible.

 

[King Darkness]

Well, apparently I need to shave mine

 

[devilof76]

Call Sideshow direct. It works better than emailing.

 

[King Darkness]

I think those jerks have my number blocked

 

[King Darkness]

In celebration of Meheco Day, here's a yoke for you....

 

[Shatterer of Dreams]

I think those jerks have my number blocked

We sure do. You can call us so many times to shave Batty before we have to report you to the authorities.

Edit: I also didn't know that Batty was Hispanic.

 

[King Darkness]

I knew it. I freaking knew it. Last time I called, I could have sworn I heard giggling in the background when the person on the phone said, "Sorry, there's no Sideshow here."

Where did we go wrong? What happened to us......

 

[Phil Sierra]

What up!!! Happy Cinco de Mayo from your Samoan uso. Going to kick it with my Mexican homies today at the car show to drink some tecate and check out some fine looking heinas.

 

[barryo]

in honor of the 5 mexicans day i stole this from a local restaurant........

a very colorful but not to scale war donkey................

 

[Devil_666]

My guess was "2000-Juan".

 

[The Ween]

Well, apparently I need to shave mine

Watch out for those ingrown hairs. They can get nasty!

 

[King Darkness]

I made an appointment to have Batty waxed on Monday