Tomb Raider (3/16/18)

[Snake Plissken]

Her head is like 80% cranium.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Grace likes the trailer.

That's not saying much

 

[Caped Baldy]

Her head is like 80% cranium.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Victοr]

Why is Michael HungBender wasting himself with that fridge, I'll never tell. Waste of his time and genetics.

>he has women like Charlize looking at him like that
>proceeds to BLEACH and then get with Alicia "Body of a Fridge" Vikander

Who hurt your self-esteem Michael?!

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Yikes

 

[Caped Baldy]

Why is Michael HungBender wasting himself with that fridge, I'll never tell. Waste of his time and genetics.

>he has women like Charlize looking at him like that
>proceeds to BLEACH and then get with Alicia "Body of a Fridge" Vikander

Who hurt your self-esteem Michael?!

She probably really freaky in bed though. Possibly lots of magnets involved.

I prefer a bit more meat on my gurls but I still probably wouldn't say no to a smash. crows would have her pregnant in the first three minutes and call her his waifu.

 

[spindrift]

boy this will be out of theatres so fast....geeezz

 

[Victοr]

She probably really freaky in bed though. Possibly lots of magnets involved.

I really doubt that STICC is freaky. Can she even take Fassy's D? Full disclosure, I still think Ben Affleck has the biggest **** in Hollywood, no matter what the comments say, but Fassy is still packing. How the hel lis Mr.Skeltal handling it? Does she have some crazy mouth skills? I'd say she's a beard, but I've read nothing about Fassy being in the closet. I've read about Pine, Jackman, Hiddleston (although I've also read that Hiddleston is straight and is packing; which is why he leaves pictures of his **** after every one night stand) and Leo (although I doubt that, because we have tons of stories from one night stands) and that Evans is Bi and a serious BDSM freak. Oh, and that RDJ's dad used to try and seduce his male friends for roles, to the point where RDJ got so fed up with it he severed all ties with him.

>tfw you'll never be Based Leo
>tfw you'll never have a roastie go down on you while you ignore her, smoke a cigar and blast your tunes
>tfw she won't be intimitated by this and she'll just keep sucking
Why is Leo so ****ing BASED?!

I prefer a bit more meat on my gurls but I still probably wouldn't say no to a smash. crows would have her pregnant in the first three minutes and call her his waifu.

You cannot waifu 3D roasties. ******* ain't **** but hoes and tricks Mugga, fo real. Waifuing is reserved for Perfect 2D Ladies.

 

[crows]

I really doubt that STICC is freaky. Can she even take Fassy's D? Full disclosure, I still think Ben Affleck has the biggest **** in Hollywood, no matter what the comments say, but Fassy is still packing. How the hel lis Mr.Skeltal handling it? Does she have some crazy mouth skills? I'd say she's a beard, but I've read nothing about Fassy being in the closet. I've read about Pine, Jackman, Hiddleston (although I've also read that Hiddleston is straight and is packing; which is why he leaves pictures of his **** after every one night stand) and Leo (although I doubt that, because we have tons of stories from one night stands) and that Evans is Bi and a serious BDSM freak. Oh, and that RDJ's dad used to try and seduce his male friends for roles, to the point where RDJ got so fed up with it he severed all ties with him.



You cannot waifu 3D roasties. ******* ain't **** but hoes and tricks Mugga, fo real. Waifuing is reserved for Perfect 2D Ladies.

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Im changing that. Im changing the rules
I have many 3D waifus

 

[Victοr]

Im changing that. Im changing the rules
I have many 3D waifus

Watch it crowssy. Only 2D Waifus are allowed.

 

[crows]

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Watch it crowssy. Only 2D Waifus are allowed.

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Technically waifu is a term for anime

So even this pic is W R O N G....

Im still calling 3D grace my waifu. Besides she is 2D on my screen

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

This is what this thread has come to

 

[Victοr]

This is what this thread has come to

**** Mirin is more interesting than Tomb Raider: Fridge Edition though...

Yeah, well, that's gonna be a wee bit hard. Afflecks don't exactly grow on trees.

>he's now a drunken, fat mess
Benadil Al Fleccki should've been more careful.

 

[Chakor]

This is what this thread has come to

At least there's no mention of Grace.

 

[Victοr]

Y'all are just jealous you ain't got a Big Hollywood ****. I bet you also drive Musclecars.

 

[Project_A]

At least there's no mention of Grace.

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[Chakor]

A bloated housewife with a high opinion of herself.

 

[crows]

At least there's no mention of Grace.

waifu coming through

 

[Jameson Rook]

The movie looks a whole lotta meh to me and I wouldn't be surprised if it joins the ranks of the recent Warcraft and Assassin's Creed films and fade into obscurity. I never got what's the big deal with the Hunger Games reboot Lara Croft, she's boring and generic. Classic Lara FTW.