Tonner Doll Avatars

[pixletwin]

So G-boy.... are you still up for that trade we talked about in PM? You know, my Puppy Dog cross stitch for your Kurgan Sword?

PM ASAP!!!!

 

[Zoomaround]

You can and you will. The fabulous-ness of the Tonner compels you!

What a man. What a man. What a sexy man! [Shakes head]. He sure is PURDY but I prefer real men.

Nope, still immune.

 

[Shropt]

Charmed!

 

[Fritz]

Fritz has shown extraordinary resilience to the Tonner Avatars evil.

It is a burden no one should ever have to bear

The enemy is growing, the Tonner Avatars force is amassing in all threads. Our list of non-Tonner Avatared members grows thin.

This treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft Tonner has crossed worthy licenses with girly dolls.

This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Sideshow Freaks Forum. We do not have the strength to fight both Tonner and Gentle Giant.

The Tonner Avatars cannot stay here.

This peril belongs to all Sideshow Freaks. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the Chicky is over-- her people are leaving these threads. Who will you look to when they've gone? The Mods? They hide in their private forums deciding what to do with Shai's posts -- they care nothing for the troubles of Tonner.

It is in Darklord Dave that we must place our hope.

 

[Shropt]

I think at SDCC this year we should have a SSF Tonner Party. We can all meet at a quaint little tea bar and discuss dolls and clothing and flowers.

 

[Kabukiman]

Nope, still immune.

Well what if I threw in this FANTABULOUS little accessory purse?

There is no use resisting. Replace your ugly old avatar with this lovely new one:

 

[IrishJedi]

I must admit, this thread is starting to give me the taste for mineral water and Barbra Striesand albums.

 

[RoboDad]

I think at SDCC this year we should have a SSF Tonner Party. We can all meet at a quaint little tea bar and discuss dolls and clothing and flowers.

Everyone will need to come to the party dressed and made up as their favorite Tonner doll!!

 

[IrishJedi]

Everyone will need to come to the party dressed and made up as their favorite Tonner doll!!

I dare someone to do that and then walk through the streets of West Hollywood alone.

 

[Agent0028]

It is in Darklord Dave that we must place our hope.

He is one of us...

We really need a pretty font now.

 

[BadMoon]

You can and you will. The fabulous-ness of the Tonner compels you!

Awesome, just awesome! What a thing of beauty. Truly the definition of chic.

 

[Zoomaround]

There is no use resisting. Replace your ugly old avatar with this lovely new one.

Sorry. I just can't do it. Luckily, Stage I (according to Robodad) hasn't hit me. I'm immune, I tell ya!

You guys are freaking me out!

 

[The Josh]

It isn't something you sign up for. It is just something that you catch. One day you look and your avatar has been Tonnerized. I need you to keep charge of the GTC while I'm away so try not to get sick.

I will continue to fight the good fight.

 

[RoboDad]

I dare someone to do that and then walk through the streets of West Hollywood alone.

What is this "West Hollywood" place you speak of? Could it be the place that is the source of Tonner's inspiration?

 

[BadMoon]

Sorry. I just can't do it. Luckily, Stage I (according to Robodad) hasn't hit me. I'm immune, I tell ya!

You guys are freaking me out!

Just know that you have some lovely friends with arms wide open when you decide to join us.

 

[Zoomaround]

Thanks for creeping me out, Badmoon!

 

[BadMoon]

Thanks for creeping me out, Badmoon!

Not trying to creep you out. We are just good and good for you too.

 

[Zoomaround]

[Hides behind Fritz hoping to be saved]

 

[IrishJedi]

 

[Captain Faramir]

I will fight this, unlike you weak souls. I am stronger than this!

Tonner is a wretched, vile company that corrupts and ruins. They may have scarred my face, but they cannot scar my spirit!

A si i-Dhuath ú-orthor. Ú or le a ú or nin!