The first Transformers movie left a bad
taste in my mouth. Don't get me wrong,
I loved the effects (both visual and sound),
but the overly cluttered transformations and
close-up fight scenes really detracted from
the movie for me. It was hard to tell the
robots apart and, as lifelong fan of Transformers,
I really should have a bit of an advantage when
I see the robots on the screen. I *should* be
able to see a glimpse of a 'bot and think, "Soundwave!"
or "Starscream!" but they all look nothing like
their cartoon/toy characters and are virtually
(if not literally) unrecognizable. I've heard people
say, "Oh, the old transformation/character would
look stupid and blocky!" Well, who said it would be
an EXACT copy of the old specs? There must be a
middle ground where it would look real and still
keep the original look.
Now, I had made up my mind to go see part 2 with
and open mind and even cut the movie some slack
where Shia and Fox were concerned. (both are,
in my opinion, HORRIBLE actors and one dimensional
at best.) BUT...I had no idea they were bringing back
John Turturro's uber cool Agent Simmons character,
Sam's Mother or those really awesome Army guys...
or whatever they were. The humans got too much
screen time in the first film and they were walking
cartoon characters...and in a film where resembling
a cartoon is a bad thing, I have to wonder why.
Did any of you like the human characters the first
time around?
Sam Witwicky: "No, no, no, no!"
Mikaela: "What is your problem, Sam?"
Judy Witwicky: "Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive!
Were you... masturbating?"
Bobby Bolivia: "Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust
your head ^^^^^. I tell you man, she deaf. You know."
Simmons: "Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you,
your son, your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation
you got going on here."
Sheriff: "And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets?
Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?"
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: "LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!"
The President: "Yeah, could you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin'?"
Cafe' kid 1: "Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!
Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler
than Armageddon... I swear to god!"
Watching the DVD extras, it's apparent that
the actors were given free reign to ad-lib and
too many of them on the set thought they were
funnier than they actually are. It's another case
where the script takes a back-seat to explosions
and effects...of which, this movie was dishing
out in small portions compared to the combined
screen time wasted on eccentric minor characters.