What is the best reply to "How are you?"

[Master Wayne]

F___ you a__hole.

 

[The Mike]

Well, my existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

"Funky Fresh."


~~True story, I said it to Colin Powell when I was in Walter Reed 2003 while wearing Tom and Jerry pajama pants. Before he left my room he said "Only a real soldier could wear those pants and not be embarrassed."

 

[fosing]

no words....just a smile. or a smirk. or a gnaw.

 

[Something Sexy]

"Sorry, I don't play Pokemon"

 

[LaMelnik]

No joke... Yesterday one of my co-workers asked me this and I said "I'd be better if you would blow my brains out..." Her reply, "I can make that happen, what night do you want to come over?"

 

[-Super Hans-]

"are you gonna bang doe?"

 

[The Ween]

I hate this, but.............

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[devastator's balls]

Thizzin...

 

[Matt S]

Rock their world with proper English: say, 'well, and yourself?'

 

[Spartan Rex]

"Its a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone under wear"

 

[ebor]

I'm a mortician so I would responed "sorry for your loss, now I have to deal with your problems too?, so I'm just fine,"

 

[barryo]

"Its a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone under wear"

NOOOORRRRMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!..........

 

[King Darkness]

I'm not wearing any underwear

 

[The Ween]

I'm not wearing any underwear

Ween thanks you!

 

[wax murderer]

TMFI!...PS

 

[KatyaR]

the ween,

I can't believe someone else remembers that song. Bless you, I think....

Usually same as AmanaMatt. My husband, though, has been known to answer "I'm not unwell, thank you."

 

[blakus939]

I usually give an Igby Goes Down inspired answer lol
"Well, I'm uhhhh.... pretty.... sensational . actually
If only it was a vulnerable Amanda Peet vomiting into a toilet that was asking me everytime

 

[Spartan Rex]

NOOOORRRRMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!..........

You are correct sir.

 

[KBA]

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