Who will be ordering the Leonidas PF?

[devilof76]

You see a naked man, I see the epitome of a great warrior. I guess it comes down to what's important to you.

So you wouldn't do a Hulk statue either?

 

[BXCOLLECTOR]

hell yeah the EX will be mine

 

[warrioe-sage]

I cannot by any means justify the simple act of owning a statue of a half naked man.

Just tell everyone the truth, that your gay and could not resist that hard spartan body.
The people love Sir Elton john regardless

 

[Odowankenobi]

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So you wouldn't do a Hulk statue either?

Hulk is different. Don't ask me how. He just is.

 

[warrioe-sage]

Hulk is different. Don't ask me how. He just is.

this IS the dream match!

not even leonidas can beat Hulk

 

[Mesa]

For quite some time now I have been digging at the roots of my mind and soul trying to figure out the cause/effect of why I like this statue so much.
is this is how the “perfect” statue is supposed to look?

I ask this because 300 has such an effect on me, more so then the pics of the statue.

Here are 10 good reasons why 300 rocks ass: and why this statue is hot

10. Close-up scenes of men stroking their weapons.

9. Every single Spartan soldier is wearing nothing but a loincloth and has a perfectly hairless, oiled chest that bulges with man-muscle boobs.

8. Voiceover describes the battle as containing "thrusting of swords."

7. Enemy Xerxes walks up behind hero Leonidas, puts his hands on Leonidas shoulders, and whispers in his ear that Leonidas should "bow down" to him.

6. Voiceover explains repeatedly that the Spartan soldiers are "hard." Lest we forget about the hardness, we are also told that "there is no room for softness."

Gaybeef 5. Very looooooong shot of Leonidas standing buck naked on a balcony at dawn, his perfectly round ass caressed by the light.

4. Leonidas' erect beard, which we see in close-up silhouette every time he gives a speech, is very long and sculpted and thrusty. Clearly this is included just to pull in the bear audience.

3. Literally every scene includes either penetration or thrusting. Did I mention the thrusting?

2. Only heterosexual character is a deformed, insane, Golem-like creature who betrays the Spartans just to have sex with some of Xerxes' female slaves.

1. Spartans kick Persian ass in a long, tight crack between two cliffs known as "the hot gates." Their strategy is to "drive them into the crack." That's where the "hard" Spartans will get 'em.


the movie's tagline should have been "Prepare for gloryholes" instead of "Prepare for glory."

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect statue
I want a hard body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so *#@&ing special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here!? hehe

YIKES!!!

 

[spartan]

This statue was made for me...

 

[ChrisCJ99]

Are you kidding?!?! I've been hoping for this ever since the movie came out!!!

 

[spartan]

before you speak Athenian boy-lover... know that in Sparta, everyone, even a thread poster, is held accountable for the words of his voice...

 

[The Ween]

For quite some time now I have been digging at the roots of my mind and soul trying to figure out the cause/effect of why I like this statue so much.
is this is how the “perfect” statue is supposed to look?

I ask this because 300 has such an effect on me, more so then the pics of the statue.

Here are 10 good reasons why 300 rocks ass: and why this statue is hot

10. Close-up scenes of men stroking their weapons.

9. Every single Spartan soldier is wearing nothing but a loincloth and has a perfectly hairless, oiled chest that bulges with man-muscle boobs.

8. Voiceover describes the battle as containing "thrusting of swords."

7. Enemy Xerxes walks up behind hero Leonidas, puts his hands on Leonidas shoulders, and whispers in his ear that Leonidas should "bow down" to him.

6. Voiceover explains repeatedly that the Spartan soldiers are "hard." Lest we forget about the hardness, we are also told that "there is no room for softness."

Gaybeef 5. Very looooooong shot of Leonidas standing buck naked on a balcony at dawn, his perfectly round ass caressed by the light.

4. Leonidas' erect beard, which we see in close-up silhouette every time he gives a speech, is very long and sculpted and thrusty. Clearly this is included just to pull in the bear audience.

3. Literally every scene includes either penetration or thrusting. Did I mention the thrusting?

2. Only heterosexual character is a deformed, insane, Golem-like creature who betrays the Spartans just to have sex with some of Xerxes' female slaves.

1. Spartans kick Persian ass in a long, tight crack between two cliffs known as "the hot gates." Their strategy is to "drive them into the crack." That's where the "hard" Spartans will get 'em.


the movie's tagline should have been "Prepare for gloryholes" instead of "Prepare for glory."

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect statue
I want a hard body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so *#@&ing special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here!? hehe

I will never look at this movie the same way again.

 

[azurepred]

i defn will, the movie wasnt great, but it was good enough and the piece sells itself. it looks great in the photos and thats what it comes down 2....awesomness!

 

[Kratos]

Leonidas Is up for Order and I got the Exclusive I am so happy its like a dream

 

[Shai]

this IS the dream match!

not even leonidas can beat Hulk

hey, where did you take that pic???

 

[RattleRat]

Just ordered a piece too! Been waiting for this PF for a long time and I am glad sideshow did it!

 

[Kratos]

I should change this thread too who did Order the Leonidas PF?

 

[spartan]

got my Ex...

 

[Kratos]

Awww golly I just can't wait too get this
I know its a while a way yet but I just can't wait.....

 

[samueljd]

Ordered 2 Ex versions.

 

[zoid2323]

Ordered the Ex.