Why is it...?

[devilof76]

That makes a lot of sense. Dogs have extremely clean mouths in the first place. Plus, as puppies, they don't lick their own ***** yet.

 

[316what]

Why do people ask if they can "borrow" your toilet and borrow Kleenex?

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Why is it you go to a job interview fresh out of school and the employer goes through the motions of setting up the interview and reviewing your application packet.... only to tell you afterwards that they want someone with experience??? Did they not read the resume??? And why do they always deflect the question when I ask how I'm supposed to gain experience if they won't hire me???

 

[Devil_666]

Why is it you go to a job interview fresh out of school and the employer goes through the motions of setting up the interview and reviewing your application packet.... only to tell you afterwards that they want someone with experience??? Did they not read the resume??? And why do they always deflect the question when I ask how I'm supposed to gain experience if they won't hire me???

Because truthfully most recruiters/hiring managers etc. don't review your resume/application until you're actually in the office for the interview. I've had that happen A LOT, I specifically state I want a graveyard position on my resume and I routinely get offers for jobs that are days and swing.

And the people are always like "Oh wait.. yeah I see on your resume it says Graveyard". Idiots.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Yup, too bad you can't say that to them. This particular interview was funny because I did my undergraduate internship with them so I already knew a lot about the agency as well as the supervisor I'd be working under and the expected salary they'd offer. It was kind of cheating and the person I interviewed with was really surprised that I knew so much about the agency from the questions I was asking.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Yup, too bad you can't say that to them. This particular interview was funny because I did my undergraduate internship with them so I already knew a lot about the agency as well as the supervisor I'd be working under and the expected salary they'd offer. It was kind of cheating and the person I interviewed with was really surprised that I knew so much about the agency from the questions I was asking.

If you want an incredible video tutorial on how to conduct yourself during a job interview, you absolutely MUST watch "Stepbrothers".

 

[The Ween]

why do some people smell their dog's paws?

man i dont know sounds kinda crazy to me,... now if you will excuse me i have to go smell my cats paws

I don't actually have to pick them up and smell my dog's paws, his feet stink so bad that they make the carpet in my bedroom smell because he's in there so much.

 

[The Ween]

What makes puppy breath so irresistable?

Must be the mothers milk?

But then wouldnt her teat smell good too? Never smelled the mothers teat before......

Hmmmm.......

Maybe they are too young to have built up too much bacteria or other junk in their mouths. That probably changes when they get their permanent teeth.

 

[Darth Caedus]

Why do dogs love it when their heads are outside of moving cars, but hate it when you blow in their face.....???

 

[wofford29]

Why are wofford29 and The Ween smelling their dogs paws!?

That's like saying you have to stick your nose in your ass to smell your fart.

 

[Darth Caedus]

And if Cats always land on their feet when they fall...
What would happen if you tie a buttered toast facing up on the back of a cat and dropped them?...

 

[hairlesswookiee]

If you want an incredible video tutorial on how to conduct yourself during a job interview, you absolutely MUST watch "Stepbrothers".

I know...I almost pissed myself the first time I saw that movie. I'm not so worried about interviews. I just hate it when the interviewer is not as prepared as I am.

That's like saying you have to stick your nose in your ass to smell your fart.

Awesome

 

[Devil_666]

I don't actually have to pick them up and smell my dog's paws, his feet stink so bad that they make the carpet in my bedroom smell because he's in there so much.

That's like saying you have to stick your nose in your ass to smell your fart.

Jeez I didn't know dogs feet could smell THAT bad.

 

[wofford29]

Jeez I didn't know dogs feet could smell THAT bad.

Well they don't if you like the smell of corn chips.

 

[Devil_666]

Well they don't if you like the smell of corn chips.

I don't think anyone likes the smell of corn chips.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I don't think anyone likes the smell of corn chips.

I...ummm...used to. But I do not think I ever will again.

 

[devilof76]

Why do dogs love it when their heads are outside of moving cars, but hate it when you blow in their face.....???

Because human breath isn't as nice as puppy breath.

 

[barryo]

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?



steven wright asks all the right questions....

 

[Silent December]

"why is it?".......

that there never seems to be enough hours in a day?

 

[GrueSam]

who created felatio a man or woman?

I've seen animals do it so my answer is neither.