Why is it...?

[DinoLast]

Why do Americans say there going to the Rest Room or the Bathroom when you need to go to a Public Toilet ?
I have been to the Public Toilets in the US, and I couldn't see a Bed or a Bath anywhere

 

[Devil_666]

Why do Americans say there going to the Rest Room or the Bathroom when you need to go to a Public Toilet ?
I have been to the Public Toilets in the US, and I couldn't see a Bed or a Bath anywhere

Bed = Floor (when drunk)
Bath = Sink (when drunk)

 

[Darkseed]

Because human breath isn't as nice as puppy breath.

Ah...... puppy breath.

Now our dogs breath smells like a$$. We brush their teeth but it is pointless while they enjoy munching on poo

 

[316what]

Why does a certain male bodily fluid smell like bleach?

 

[wofford29]

Why does a certain male bodily fluid smell like bleach?

Why do Bradford Pear trees smell like certain male bodily fluids?

 

[316what]

Why do Bradford Pear trees smell like certain male bodily fluids?

Dead Ewoks.

 

[FQRizzo]

Why do Americans say there going to the Rest Room or the Bathroom when you need to go to a Public Toilet ?
I have been to the Public Toilets in the US, and I couldn't see a Bed or a Bath anywhere

Why does...

crisps mean chips
chips mean fries
lifts mean elevators
Post means the Mail

...in your country? Not only that, but you guys drive on the wrong side of the road and you are always minding the gap?

 

[barryo]

why is it that people always have to touch the item labled wet paint to see if it is in fact wet??.......

 

[Kuzeh]

Awesome...
gotta try it some time... I got the toast and butter... now
I just need a cat...

 

[NASEDO]

Why does a certain male bodily fluid smell like bleach?

Since you smelled it you must of tasted it.......

 

[DinoLast]

Why is it that people think Indy surviving a Nuclear explosion in a fridge is stupid, but except a liquid metal robot that travels back in time and seems to work by magic?









Joke

 

[Devil_666]

Because Aliens are real. Duh.

 

[DinoLast]

Because Aliens are real. Duh.

Yes

Also, There were no Aliens in Indy 4, they were inter-dimensional beings

 

[Devil_666]

There were no Aliens in Indy 4, they were inter-dimensional beings

When Lucas shot Ford's role in December 1992, he realized the scene opened up the possibility of a film with an older Indiana set in the 1950s. The film could reflect a science fiction 1950s B-movie, with aliens as the plot device.

Ford disliked the new angle, telling Lucas "No way am I being in a Steve Spielberg movie like that." Spielberg himself, who depicted aliens in Close Encounters of the Third Kind and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, resisted it.

Lucas convinced Spielberg to use aliens in the plot by saying they were not "extraterrestrials", but "interdimensional", with this concept taking inspiration in the superstring theory.

i.e. they're Aliens, just not refered to as Aliens to please Spielberg and Harrison Ford. I rest my case. Wait.. I mean.. case closed.

 

[devilof76]

Aliens = not from here.

 

[DinoLast]

Aliens = not from here.

They are from the 'space between spaces', so they are from here. Sort of. I think. Oh, I don't know

 

[Bamboota]

Why is it that ...when u go to a fast food joint and u see the long ass line at the drive thru...so u decide to go inside instead and it takes longer than it would have been if you originally just went through the drive thru?

F'n A!!

 

[civiclx]

Why is there no number 3? When you go number 2, you often go number 1 along with it, so wouldn't that actually be number 3. Come to think of it, I can't remember a time when I didn't go number 1 while going number 2

 

[Bamboota]

Why is there no number 3? When you go number 2, you often go number 1 along with it, so wouldn't that actually be number 3. Come to think of it, I can't remember a time when I didn't go number 1 while going number 2

I thought number 3 is when u have a most liquidity consistency?

 

[The Ween]

Why is it that since my dental insurance doesn't kick in till December that my fillings decide they want to chip out or fall out NOW?

I'm in pain!!!!!