X-Men: Days of Future Past

[Biojex]

The daddy is Professor X

Its Cyclops reborn.

*Patrick Stewart voice* And so it begins....

 

[thenammagazine]

And principal actors

Tony stark at the end of IM3 was a body double with RDJ's face CGI'ed onto it. Which is just nuts!

Nah... wasn't obvious at all.

 

[Frank]

The daddy is Professor X

Its Cyclops reborn.

He could give himself his own C section.

Or he'll write in another baby subplot like in SR

Quicksilver turns serial rapist and she doesn't even know until it's too late. I can just hear Halle practicing in the mirror:

"What happens to a fetus when it gets hit by lightning?"

 

[CelticPredator]

No, not that scene. At the end of the movie.

 

[Biojex]

Nah... wasn't obvious at all.

well I meant the scene where he throws the arc reactor into the ocean. None of that was RDJ. I didn't notice that particular bit.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[jye4ever]

He could give himself his own C section.



Quicksilver turns serial rapist and she doesn't even know until it's too late. I can just hear Halle practicing in the mirror:

"What happens to a fetus when it gets hit by lightning?"

 

[Biojex]

So life like! Such photo-realism!

 

[jye4ever]

I want this changed to cgi

 

[thenammagazine]

I want this changed to cgi

Did they ever redo the Tauntaun running in CGI? Out of all the effects, that was always the weakest in the trilogy.

 

[Biojex]

He could give himself his own C section.



Quicksilver turns serial rapist and she doesn't even know until it's too late. I can just hear Halle practicing in the mirror:

"What happens to a fetus when it gets hit by lightning?"

Quicksilver *pre-coitus*: "baby, I'll be done before you hear the thunder"

 

[jye4ever]

Did they ever redo the Tauntaun running in CGI? Out of all the effects, that was always the weakest in the trilogy.

I still enjoy it.

I'm sure E7 will have an army of TT running in battle 5,000 strong.

So from HJ to Blade to BR to Prego Storm to horny QS to cgi TT, we did good.

 

[Frank]

Quicksilver *pre-coitus*: "baby, I'll be done before you hear the thunder"

Well, I'm sure the porn industry won't be short of "adaptations" this time around.

Days of Future ***? You heard it here first.

 

[thenammagazine]

Well, I'm sure the porn industry won't be short of "adaptations" this time around.

Days of Future ***? You heard it here first.

The plot can even be tongue-in-cheek lifelike, having the future's children born without brains.

 

[Frank]

The plot can even be tongue-in-cheek lifelike, having the future's children born without brains.

Scene 1:

"Professor XXX, my mutant power is Syphilis!"

"Come here my child, let Logan inject his healing power into you."

Scene 2:

"Professor! All the batteries on campus stopped working at once!!"

"It must be ***neto! Don't worry, all of our tools go AC/DC."

Scene 3:

"Professor, Professor! The men's bathroom is on fire!"

"I suppose I should have listened to Pyro when he said he had a burning sensation."

Final Scene:

"Professor XXX! There's a naked blue lady, a midget, a big robot and some crazy levitating nymphomaniac in the study!"

"Run, it's the ***** Force!"

 

[thenammagazine]

Starring Chyna as Hermorpha, a muntant with the ability to genderbend.

 

[jye4ever]

It could star Chyna as a muntant with the ability to genderbend.

That's a great super power.

 

[Frank]

I think we could save her for "Age of Alpaca-Lips".

 

[thenammagazine]

That's a great super power.

XXXavier: "Where's Hermorpha, why isn't he/she here?"
Cy****: "I dunno, he/she's been locked in his/her room all day."

 

[jye4ever]

I think we could save her for "Age of Alpaca-Lips".