You can't make this $#*! up

[intothevoid]

That. And I would like to visit them but do not want to go to Egypt.

Because you fear for your safety or you simply don't want to contribute to their economy?

 

[thenammagazine]

Because you fear for your safety or you simply don't want to contribute to their economy?

I sure as ____ wouldn't go to Egypt without an armed entourage and a few contingency plans.

 

[Voorhees27]

Before they're destroyed as symbols of infidel pagan culture?

Well they are ya big goof.

 

[thenammagazine]

Well they are ya big goof.

Or they very well just might be the same show, different channel.

 

[devilof76]

Isn't Ancient Eqyptian monotheism even older than Judaism? I think I heard that it was the oldest.

Not sure if the pyramids are from that era or the polytheist days.

Well they are ya big goof.

 

[thenammagazine]

Isn't Ancient Eqyptian monotheism even older than Judaism? I think I heard that it was the oldest.

Hinduism's been in practice since like the Neolithic era.

 

[devilof76]

Hinduism is monotheist?

 

[BB&WSF]

Hinduism is not monotheistic. The basic premise, as per my understanding, is established on the idea of the Holy Trinity: Brahma (The Creator), Vishnu (The Preserver), and Shiva (The Destroyer). "Trinity in Hinduism tries to view a very critical aspect of the universe and how it works. Starting from the basic tenet that every beginning has an end, every material thing in this world goes through a basic life cycle of creation, existence and destruction." For further reading. However, there are other views too. Thougt I'd share.


Funny that we are talking about religion in the You can't make this $#*! up thread.

 

[thenammagazine]

Hinduism is monotheist?

Neither is ancient Egyptian religion.

Akhenaten tried to instill it in Egypt during his short reign, but it never took and he was all but erased from existence afterward (ironic that his wife would be remembered more than he).

 

[thenammagazine]

Old as hell, but funny nontheless :

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/marker-pens-duct-tape-and-cookie-427863

 

[devilof76]

Neither is ancient Egyptian religion.

Akhenaten tried to instill it in Egypt during his short reign, but it never took and he was all but erased from existence afterward (ironic that his wife would be remembered more than he).

That's all I was talking about. Amon, right?

Just making note of the earliest known monotheistic belief.

Minoan religion had roots as far back as Hinduism, but no one has ever been cool enough to practice it.

 

[King Darkness]

<<< Practicing Minoan

 

[devilof76]

Damn.

I knew you were cooler than everyone, but not that much cooler.

Cool.

 

[King Darkness]

That's how I roll.

True Story.

You can't make this $#*! up.

 

[devilof76]

No, no you can't.

What kind of religion would that even be?

 

[King Darkness]

Minoan

 

[devilof76]

Snake goddesses. And ****ies.

 

[King Darkness]

I'm in it for the ****ies.

What? Don't judge me.

 

[devilof76]

Unfortunately, ****ies were the downfall of Minoan religion. The rest of the world was much more interested in worshipping pen/ses.

We are the last...

 

[King Darkness]

Two ****s