My real name's Chris....well really it's Christopher but my parents only really called me that when I was in trouble...so I used to ignore them when they called me by my full name. The only other person to call me Christopher was the only female cousin in my family(yeah everyone in my family had male offspring when I was growing up...must be something in the genes) but as I idolized her when I was a child she was the exception.
...................................................................................................................................so your name is???
Just Kidding Hi Christopher Chris!