GaryPool
Super Freak
I'm eagerly waiting for part 2!
Don't worry GaryTool, I'm here to discuss things too.
I'll be writing a 6 part series of posts, with a prologue, and about 4-5 epilogue posts, on why this movie sucks. It will be an epic. I challenge any of you to debate my points.
The Ducky's Justice League. Prologue
The toxic twitterverse got its wish. The Zach Snyder Justice League cut has arrived. Seemingly an exercise in a fanboyism, with a cult like following, ZSJL is twice as long and just as bad.
Snyder smacks you in the face in a very Snyder way by recapping the events of BvS. Tone deaf music, useless and overuse of slow motion, truly terrible CGI (Lex in the pool amongst the other mid 2000ish video game graphics). Superman's scream alerting the heroes and seemingly awakening the Martha Boxes was not only ridiculous, but hilarious. Right off the bat we know that the $70 million didn't actually improve the effects, just doubled them.
Prologue Rating: 1/10
The Ducky's Justice League. Prologue
The toxic twitterverse got its wish. The Zach Snyder Justice League cut has arrived. Seemingly an exercise in a fanboyism, with a cult like following, ZSJL is twice as long and just as bad.
Snyder smacks you in the face in a very Snyder way by recapping the events of BvS. Tone deaf music, useless and overuse of slow motion, truly terrible CGI (Lex in the pool amongst the other mid 2000ish video game graphics). Superman's scream alerting the heroes and seemingly awakening the Martha Boxes was not only ridiculous, but hilarious. Right off the bat we know that the $70 million didn't actually improve the effects, just doubled them.
Prologue Rating: 1/10
Finally finished JL. I really can?t believe what WB did to this movie, this version is fantastic! I?ll cover some negative points first cause you guys seem to post here most weirdly. No spoilers.
- Batman isn?t the master tactician here as much as I?d like, He seems to fumble around. He?s more bland than in BvS and Alfred seems annoying this time around too.
- Superman is underserved again. Not much dialogue, and he?s portrayed as evil in most of the film. I?m dying for MOS2 for some real Superman material for Cavil
- Aquamans intro is largely the same. ?Your out your mind Bruce Wayne? is Snyder not Josh, yikes. Followed by awkward singing by the villagers.
-Steppenwolf has a cute puppy face?
For the Pros. Every aspect of this film is improved upon in this. The only thing Josstice league had better was Superman?s ?I?m a fan of JUSTICE? line.
- The action scenes are incredible. Can?t believe they got chopped up or cut out like they did
- Batman kicks *** again, he wipes out many Parademons here! He was a useful member of the team
- Cyborg is a fully fleshed out character and is very well acted by Fisher, id love to see more of him!
-Flash is much more likeable this time around. His running effects are much much better.
-WonderWoman is not to be ****ed with in this film, she will mess you up, and I?m all for it! She needs a mythical Indie style solo flick!
-The villain(s) are well realised, intimidating, much better designs too
- even secondary characters are great. Mira surprisingly is awesome here!
- he did it, he fixed Joker! This alternate universe looks like a great and unique movie! I hope we get it!
He even fixed Lex here too. He?s not buggy and twitchy anymore
You are quite the little keyboard warrior there ducky. Aren?t you the guy who professed to have more degrees than someone else the other day? Those people are always awesome in real life. I didn?t even like the movie very much and I want you to go away...
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Keep em' coming Ducky...
I don't want to waste 4 hours of my life by re visiting JL & the DCEU of past. Let me do it through your eyes...
I'm sure your review will be much more entertaining than the movie would be for me. Hearing I need to see Lex again is reason enough for me to stay away.
Cool.. What is the point if this post lol. Why are you even here if you hate zacks dc movies so much. youve made your point very clear, we all know how you feel. Talk about beating a dead horse. Go watch your childish pt movies and play with your hayden dolls. Take your troll *** bs somewhere else unless you can contribute more then posting ?movie is crap, snyder sucks? over and over. Common man is it really distressing you this much cause people seem to like the movie. Is it a threat to your marvel girl power phase 45
If you build it they will come!! If the overwhelming majority of people like this film and people are vocal about it (e.g social media) at&t will green light part 2. Thats all but guaranteed no matter what zs has said. They need something to compete with disney plus and that would do the trick especially if part 2 and 3 remain exclusive to hbo max
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