Zack Snyder's Justice League

[Wor-Gar]

Did you miss my Sam Jackson present I made for you go back a few pages

Because I GOTS TO KNOW lol

Yes, I saw it. I love it. But I want you to take a little more time to make a truly great Dirty Jackson. And I need that Magnum, not a lightsaber. Come on, man... you could have him challenging your favorite villains: Por-Gar, Ezra Miller, Sadfleck, Tard Superman, laughing Cap, so many choices...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Dirty Jackson scares me.

Not because he's black.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Dirty Jackson Kills

BLaM!!!!

 

[matticus]

Yes, I saw it. I love it. But I want you to take a little more time to make a truly great Dirty Jackson. And I need that Magnum, not a lightsaber. Come on, man... you could have him challenging your favorite villains: Por-Gar, Ezra Miller, Sadfleck, Tard Superman, laughing Cap, so many choices...

Just don't make a Dirty Sanchez...

 

[Wor-Gar]

That's Machete. And Machete Kills too.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

He's a manlet.

 

[Prime Clone]

I've decided the funniest part of ZSJL is right at the end, when Bruce is totally underwhelmed by Martian Manhunter's appearance and just wants to go back to bed.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I've decided the funniest part of ZSJL is right at the end, when Bruce is totally underwhelmed by Martian Manhunter's appearance and just wants to go back to bed.

That was just Ben Affleck, bro.

He had no idea they were still filming.

 

[jye4ever]

Martian just wanted to get a peek at JLO

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Martian just wanted to get a peek at Ana de Armas

Fixed

JLO was like 20 years ago.

Battfleck still likes the Latin girls.

 

[e30ernest]

Fixed

JLO was like 20 years ago.

Battfleck still likes the Latin girls.

They're back together now aren't they?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

They're back together now aren't they?

I hope not.

She's my second future wife.

 

[jye4ever]

Yup

Bennifer are a thing again

Rehab repeat in 3..2..1..

 

[matticus]

Can't quite figure that guy out. No way would I drop Armas for Jenny on the block.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Can't quite figure that guy out. No way would I drop Armas for Jenny on the block.

To be fair, Ana de Armas is so much younger than Affleck that it won't work. It's like dating a little kid. WTF can they even have in common? He should have stayed with the other Jennifer, the one that took him to rehab.

As for JLO, she's trashy and clearly can't keep any man, which should be a warning for any man that wants to be with her. Same with Halley Berry. They must have issues.

 

[matticus]

Seems like most actors have serious issues.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Seems like most actors have serious issues.

Not Mickey Rourke. Nope, not my Mickey. Don't even try, sir!!

 

[jye4ever]

I guess A-ROD must have had a B-ROD lol

Pfft

Batman Sausage > Baseball Player Hot Dog

JLO is like the holland tunnel you have to pay a toll to enter.

 

[ZE_501]

Seems like most actors have serious issues.

Most actors are quite emotional and often insecure -- artistic temperament and all. Then throw in success, money, sycophants, a life simultaneously distorted, insulated, and scrutinized ... add in at what age they achieved what level of success ... how good looking they are or are not ... it's a whole bundle of issues. It's a lifetime subscription of issues.

 

[matticus]

Most actors are quite emotional and often insecure -- artistic temperament and all. Then throw in success, money, sycophants, a life simultaneously distorted, insulated, and scrutinized ... add in at what age they achieved what level of success ... how good looking they are or are not ... it's a whole bundle of issues. It's a lifetime subscription of issues.

People often forget that Downey Jr., drugged out of his mind, went into a stranger's home and fell asleep in one of their beds. Now he gets paid millions for movies!