Avengers: Age of Ultron (May 1st, 2015)

[Darth Snoopy]

I see Darth Snoopy whipped out his cactus again.

Spoiler for bawdy, risqué humor.

Spoiler

"That cactus seems awfully happy."

"Who's more excited? The dude or the cactus?"

"How 'bout a tip? Now go and kiss it."

"Looks like someone's about to get...pricked."

"Pecker up!"

 

[karamazov80]

That is the smile of someone that hates her life

Well, one aspect of it anyway. When Kraft is away at work and she's having fun with male models aboard private planes and yachts, she probably doesn't look so pained.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Well, one aspect of it anyway. When Kraft is away at work and she's having fun with male models aboard private planes and yachts, she probably doesn't look so pained.

Are you saying she's got a man/men on the side? Nuh-uh. She looks like she's the loyal type.

I wonder if she's convinced ol' Bobby to change his will. If the Pats win the Super Bowl, she'll make sure it gets done during the post-game, alcohol-fueled celebratory haze.

 

[jye4ever]

He better have a prenup before the divorce laundry kicks in.

 

[CREG Customs]

So... anyone want to read the origins of Vision and Ultron?

May be old news but I had no idea on either of these... Spoilers ahead.

https://i.imgur.com/vTWs2ok.jpg

 

[RIDDICK]

Nothing new about the Vision, but Ultron's origin is incredibly piss poor if true.

 

[Spartan Rex]

Mass manipulation confirmed:
( kinda miss his comic Count Dracula collar)

 

[Adolfo]

WTF IS THAT! LoL I'm gonna picture that as Difabio. LoL

 

[DiFabio]

That's Azog's final digital rendering, not me.

 

[batfan08]

Spoiler

Well, I'd say this sounds like we might get to see Pym "create" Ultron in Ant-Man flashbacks.

More AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Promo Art Reveals New 'The Vision' And 'Ultron' Origin Details

 

[batfan08]

That's ****ing terrifying. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. Someone post a gif of Zooey Deschanel to calm my nerves and reaffirm the notion that I live on a nice world.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

That's ****ing terrifying. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. Someone post a gif of Zooey Deschanel to calm my nerves and reaffirm the notion that I live on a nice world.

Here ya go, buddy. She's so adorkable, I could punch myself in the throat.

 

[batfan08]

I can't help it. She's like a real life Disney princess. I'm dead serious, I picture her apartment being full of birds, and squirrels, and deer and ****, while she sings something, and I don't know why, but I find her ridiculously alluring.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Daniel Dominguez said it best. "Zooey Deschanel is a real charmer. She wrinkles her nose adorably when she's mad, and when she farts little silly looking hats fly out of her bum."

 

[GasparZizou]

I think they could've gotten away with giving Vision a collar, making up something like it was Tony's idea, since it's flashy design.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I think they could've gotten away with giving Vision a collar, making up something like it was Tony's idea, since it's flashy design.

Probably a good idea they nixed it.

 

[batfan08]

Daniel Dominguez said it best. "Zooey Deschanel is a real charmer. She wrinkles her nose adorably when she's mad, and when she farts little silly looking hats fly out of her bum."

I have no idea who that is, but it seems incredibly appropriate.

 

[GasparZizou]

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Probably a good idea they nixed it.

No man they could have gotten a couple jokes out of that one.

 

[jye4ever]

WTF IS THAT! LoL I'm gonna picture that as Difabio. LoL

That's Azog's final digital rendering, not me.

That's ****ing terrifying. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. Someone post a gif of Zooey Deschanel to calm my nerves and reaffirm the notion that I live on a nice world.

Here ya go, buddy. She's so adorkable, I could punch myself in the throat.

 

[crows]

Someone post a gif of Zooey Deschanel to calm my nerves and reaffirm the notion that I live on a nice world.

how about this?