Avengers: Age of Ultron (May 1st, 2015)

[CallMeTheDoctor]

Well, I'm looking forward to it....my bladder not so much.

I'd be fine with a 4 hour long Marvel movie... just need an intermission for a piss and a popcorn reload.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I'd be fine with a 4 hour long Marvel movie... just need an intermission for a piss and a popcorn reload.

My plan was to travel the world Bruce Wayne style, find a secret organization like the League of Shadows led by a wise man who has all the answers like Ra's Al Ghul, then convince him to teaching me the secrets of self control. I would then spend the next 3 years training my bladder and my body to withstand the effects of soft drinks by watching Lawrence of Arabia every day. After my training was complete 3 years later, I would then go see Infinity War. But I guess an intermission works too.

 

[Brainiac]

My plan was to travel the world Bruce Wayne style, find a secret organization like the League of Shadows led by a wise man who has all the answers like Ra's Al Ghul, then convince him to teaching me the secrets of self control. I would then spend the next 3 years training my bladder and my body to withstand the effects of soft drinks by watching Lawrence of Arabia every day. After my training was complete 3 years later, I would then go see Infinity War. But I guess an intermission works too.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

My plan was to travel the world Bruce Wayne style, find a secret organization like the League of Shadows led by a wise man who has all the answers like Ra's Al Ghul, then convince him to teaching me the secrets of self control. I would then spend the next 3 years training my bladder and my body to withstand the effects of soft drinks by watching Lawrence of Arabia every day. After my training was complete 3 years later, I would then go see Infinity War. But I guess an intermission works too.

Great idea. Until one night he burns down your house. On the plus side, you later bone his daughter.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Great idea. Until one night he burns down your house. On the plus side, you later bone his daughter.

And get stabbed

 

[Shawpaw]

welp, I'm bringing my own catheter for this movie. Cannot wait!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

welp, I'm bringing my own catheter for this movie. Cannot wait!

 

[CallMeTheDoctor]

I was going to go with adult diapers.

 

[Rambler]

I'll just use the Stadium Pal

Four Main Components Make Up The Stadium Pal Portable Urinal System

 

[Deckard]

 

[YankeesFanboy]

And get stabbed

Only after you stabbed her first.

Seriously, what's the matter with y'all? You can't make it three hours without having to go? What are you, 80?

 

[Rambler]

So?


Now get off my lawn!!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

So?


Now get off my lawn!!

 

[BredL]

 

[quadcent]

Only after you stabbed her first.

Seriously, what's the matter with y'all? You can't make it three hours without having to go? What are you, 80?

all depends on the pre movie fluid levels, how much I've drank all day, then I try to make sure I can go just before the start of the movie......The killer is if a person orders the monster drink and drinks it to fast........then it usually means having to get up and go peee.....lol

 

[GasparZizou]

Joss Whedon discusses Ultron's powers in AoU.

Ultron sounds like an interesting villain.

https://geektyrant.com/news/joss-whedon-discusses-ultrons-powers-in-avengers-age-of-ultron

When Ultron speaks, he has a point. He is really not on top of the fact that the point he’s making has nothing to do with the fact that he’s banoonoos. And that he hates the Avengers for bringing him into this world, and he can’t really articulate that or even understand how much he hates humanity.

 

[Brainiac]

I trust he will be well represented.... amazing villain

 

[DFanatic]

Joss Whedon discusses Ultron's powers in AoU.

https://geektyrant.com/news/joss-whedon-discusses-ultrons-powers-in-avengers-age-of-ultron

To be honest, I wish he was omnipotent. To me, that has always been the best part of Ultron. No matter how many times the Avengers fought him, how many times he was "defeated", no matter what happened, they always knew Ultron would win in the end (Age of Ultron). Even though they were able to change the outcome of Age of Ultron in the comics, for the longest time most of the characters knew it was going to happen and there was nothing they could do about it. He was going to keep evolving, become the ultimate "life form" and end all. I know they have to nerf these characters, but I hope that sense of helplessness still there when they fight him in the movies.

 

[GasparZizou]

I'm sure they'll keep the sense of helplessness, if the frame of Cap's broken shield is any indication...

But if my bro Thor can't hold moons together, then everybody else better be nerfed too.

 

[CallMeTheDoctor]

But if my bro Thor can't hold moons together, then everybody else better be nerfed too.

Nah bro, he needs to summon a lighting so ****ing strong that even Google needs to wonder if such **** could exist.