Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

[pixletwin]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

 

[Voorhees27]

O.k. people, c'mon and tell me about how this sort of thing "has always happened" That is just messed!

 

[Darthrazz]

Isn't children having children a sign of the Apocalypse?

 

[EVILFACE]

The Sun so it must be true!!

 

[Voorhees27]

Isn't children having children a sign of the Apocalypse?

Yes but more along the lines of children losing their innocents. I would say this is a decent example of that.

 

[Boba Ben]

Gah, that kid should be watching cartoons and playing with toys. I don't think I was even trying to make out **** on squiggly Spice Channel yet when I was that age.

It's a sign of the times. If he grew up with Ninja Turtles and He-Man, he would have never done this. Oh yeah, he's British. Biker Mice from Mars then, those crazy Brits love that ^^^^.

 

[galactiboy]

Well we like to treat our kids like little adults... what do you expect?

I really do get worried about how kids are socialized and even sexualized at such early ages. Its almost like parents don't want their kids to be children anymore and would rather allow mass culture shoved down their throats.

Although not so far off, I remember 2 or 3 girls who were pregnant at my school in 8th grade... so about 13.

 

[-Super Hans-]

saw this in the paper, man its just .... f'd up

 

[BadMoon]

Damn kid couldn't even pick out a decent looking girl.

 

[Fives]

Damn kid couldn't even pick out a decent looking girl.

i know,must not be very popular with the ladies to hit that! beside at 13 anything is welcome.

 

[Shai]

I had sex too for the first time at 13..

 

[Boba Ben]

I had sex too for the first time at 13..

Well, if the events of Monster Squad ever occur in real life, I know someone who won't be able to open the portal and save us from Dracula, Mummy, Gill Man, and Wolfman with nards.

Virginity sounds a lot cooler now, huh? I just made myself sad.

 

[King Darkness]

I bet its his sister. Did this occur in the south?

 

[Batty]

Pix, aren't most of your wives around 13 years old.

 

[King Darkness]

Pix, aren't most of your wives around 13 years old.

 

[The Ringer]

"What's Finances?".............................................

 

[El Roranous]

Whoa!


This is why I didn't hit anything at that age. I waited and it was a good decision. Now when stepping out on to the playing field I always carry a couple of these...

This kid has no clue what he is in for. He probably can't even comprehend the severity of this situation. Poor lad. Destined to struggle now.

 

[Darklord Dave]

Anyone else get a "psychokiller" vibe from that kid? And he does look about 8.

 

[pixletwin]

Thats the spin the article should have put on it. Not "Wow this kid is a 13 year old father" because, well he all know that its becoming more and more common these days... but the spin should have been "Look at this creepy kid who looks 8. He is a father and he looks like he is 8 years old. Look at the 8 year old having babies!!!!"

and no Batty... my youngest spirit-wife is 14 years old.

 

[El Roranous]

Thats the spin the article should have put on it. Not "Wow this kid is a 13 year old father" because, well he all know that its becoming more and more common these days... but the spin should have been "Look at this creepy kid who looks 8. He is a father and he looks like he is 8 years old. Look at the 8 year old having babies!!!!"

and no Batty... my youngest spirit-wife is 14 years old.

The kid does look very creepily young. Weird.