Bacon is an evil thing

[RoboDad]

Bacon is the food of the gods! There is nothing in this world better than nice crispy bacon, crunchy and hot and tasty . . . I'm gonna go make some right now!

I must day I am most disappointed. In all other areas you display such wisdom (well, except maybe in your lack of Tonner love). I see now that it is all a sham. You are nothing more than just another slave to the evil of The Bacon.

I weep for you.

Why are you still reading? Don't tell me you've begun to hallucinate an image of an all-American couple enjoying their bacon!

 

[Captain Faramir]

I had bacon for breakfast this morning. If that makes my life a sham, then it was worth it!

 

[Kabukiman]

 

[Jamal]

Actually its Jews AND Muslims that don't eat anything pork related and for the same religious reasons.

Early texts in Christianity also didnt allow consumption of bacon :emperor

 

[Darthrazz]

I once had a Shrimp/Bacon burger at a Portuguese restaurant in Newark NJ. The Burger was shelled shrimp that was wrapped together to form a patty and held together by strips of delicious bacony bacon! It was the ultimate surf and turf!

 

[RoboDad]

I had bacon for breakfast this morning. If that makes my life a sham, then it was worth it!

Get thee behind me, bacon!

 

[Anzik]

Early texts in Christianity also didnt allow consumption of bacon :emperor

Coffee was also once believed to be Satanic.

Damn, that means bacon and eggs with coffee, and I'm going to hell after breakfast.

 

[JAWS]

I Have always said that Bacon is God's perfect food. It can go with anything.

Now don't get me wrong. Bacon on Ice Cream is not my first choice for dessert BUT I bet it don't taste bad.

Bacon with pudding??? I could eat that.

Peanut butter and bacon sandwich?? Sure.

Bacon goes with everything!

 

[the Doctor]

Mmmmmm..trotters!

 

[Kyuzo]

Geoduck is a bacon substitute.

 

[Icemizer]

How about a bacon wallet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-MXe5BkEY

 

[Masao]

Thought I should post this...

A flowchart?? Wow, you must be old!


I know what a flowchart is! I must be old!!

 

[Masao]

I like my bacon fatty and soft...not crispy. On top of a bagel with cream cheese

Soft bacon??

Pervert.

 

[Deadly Dagger]

Soft bacon??

Pervert.

mmm...oh yes!

...as soon as this thread has started...my bacon intake has increased this week.