Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[abake]

This movie doesn't stand a chance. Here are some "reviews" of the Batman armor by several editors from several magazines. These are the same people that will be reviewing the film when it comes out

Where are these clowns writing?
I really feel like going on every single site and *****-slapping them with the fury of my retort.

 

[Devil_666]

He's a closet tap dancer.

 

[DiFabio]

Do you tap?


YOU WILL

 

[EVILFACE]

Superman is a moonwalker.

 

[RIDDICK]

Do you tap?


YOU WILL

 

[a-dev]

Do you tap?


YOU WILL

Do you even tap bro?

 

[DiFabio]

I have comprehensive documents.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

As long as Batman doesn't fly in the armored suit, I'm sure all this "hurr, durr Iron Man" babble will die down.

I really hope Captain America kills Stark in Civil War. I'm really sick of the character now. In 2008, Iron Man really appealed to me. I thought Marvel did a great job. Now after each movie he seemed to devolve. He feels more like a product than an actual living, breathing character. His character arc ended after Iron Man 3 and ended in a pretty good way. The way he keeps popping up, the annoying RDJ schtick, and the way people talk about him like in those quotes above have really turned me off.

Agreed. It's just RDJ playing himself at this point

 

[a-dev]

I have comprehensive documents.

I bet. Makes you a more efficient tapper right?

 

[DiFabio]

Precisely

 

[EVILFACE]

You two need to make like a terminator, and get out of here.

 

[DiFabio]

 

[jye4ever]

 

[GasparZizou]

Trailer hasn't leaked? ****ing DC can't do anything right.

 

[DiFabio]

Batman v Superman's panel is later today. It hasn't even been seen yet. I'm sure tonight will be a good night.

Sorta off topic. Did anyone watch the Death of Superman Lives Documentary (about the canned Nic Cage and Burton Superman movie from 1998/1999)? I caught it last night and it was pretty good.

 

[GasparZizou]

It's out? I've been looking forward to it, I like those kinds of documentaries, loved Grant Morrison's and Jodorowsky's dune.

 

[a-dev]

Biff-Gif saved

 

[Hologram AI]

Trailer hasn't leaked? ****ing DC can't do anything right.

They haven't even shown the trailer yet. Panel isn't on until another 2 hours or so.

 

[jye4ever]

Gaspar is ready.