Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[fosing]

That actually wasn't lolz on my part RIDDICK, I'm serious.


Wonder Woman and Lex Luthor's experiment is the equivalence of "Two-Face's" hostage scene in the Dark Knight or Talia at the end of TDKR. Best to think of it as a vessel for the climax where Batman and Superman have become bros after 2 hours of hating each other's guts and realizing that Lex is a weasel.

worst case scenario.

doomsday is gonna be like to amazing spiderman 2's rhino.

shows up. breaks shat up. end credits roll. stay tuned for the next movie that may not happen.

 

[Super Goblin]

Gotta love Joe's reactions!



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Are those two guys handicap? Especially the one in the Batman shirt.

 

[EVILFACE]

thEy ArE AngrY!!!!

 

[GasparZizou]

Are those two guys handicap? Especially the one in the Batman shirt.

Mentally? Aren't we all?

 

[Sachiel]

Are those two guys handicap? Especially the one in the Batman shirt.

Autism.

 

[fosing]

that review is rated R.

R for Ritalin.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

That actually wasn't lolz on my part RIDDICK, I'm serious.


Wonder Woman and Lex Luthor's experiment is the equivalence of "Two-Face's" hostage scene in the Dark Knight or Talia at the end of TDKR. Best to think of it as a vessel for the climax where Batman and Superman have become bros after 2 hours of hating each other's guts and realizing that Lex is a weasel.

So basically Avengers then.

 

[YoNoSe]

So basically Avengers then.

Have you even seen Avengers? You seem to just wander from thread to thread shaking your fist at the MCU like a Penn Station homeless person.

 

[jye4ever]

Yeah, rushed isn't a word I would use to describe this project. Woefully misguided, tonally inappropriate, awkward, cringe-worthy--these and other adjectives are better descriptors. This certainly seems to be the movie Snyder et al. wanted, and I think it displaces the blame to suggest otherwise.

This is so good I had to go back and read it again.

 

[cmiller99]

 

[fosing]

sucker punch was like an acid trip laced with viagra.

 

[YoNoSe]

Sucker Punch is the best 90s Image comic that never existed. Please remember "best" is relative.

 

[RIDDICK]

I honestly am just hoping that the movie is a'aight, and a step away from the terribleness of Man of Steel.

I think it's goin' to be a mixed bag. At least for us, fans.

https://i.giphy.com/vXaEdnLtSm4DK.gif

 

[jye4ever]

I like when movies provide a sense of place.

I have visited locations from Rocky, French Connection, Harry Met Sally, F13th, Exorcist, True Lies so on and so forth.

Slovokia and Gotham bore me.

Asgard gets a pass though.

 

[a-dev]

I like when movies provide a sense of place.

I have visited locations from Rocky, French Connection, Harry Met Sally, F13th, Exorcist, True Lies so on and so forth.

Slovokia and Gotham bore me.

Asgard get a pass though.

Surround yourself with tall green walls and a green floor JYE and you can count yourself as having visited the locations in this movie.

 

[jye4ever]

Naboo!

I always wanted to ride a tick

 

[RIDDICK]

I like when movies provide a sense of place.

So wait, you're complaining about fiction not being realistic enough?

I have visited locations from Rocky, French Connection, Harry Met Sally, F13th, Exorcist, True Lies so on and so forth.
Slovokia and Gotham bore me.

In modern films all these fictional places of Earth are based on real ones.
Also, Slovakia is a real country. Pack your figures and fly there right now!

 

[jye4ever]

Go run up the Rocky steps, you'll feel what I mean.

And I meant to say Sokovia.

 

[RIDDICK]

Go run up the Rocky steps, you'll feel what I mean.

Rocky steps... L0L

And I meant to say Sokovia. lol

Oh, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go there if it was real.

 

[jye4ever]

You still upset that Drago lost, c'mon man it's been 20 years, let it go.