Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[batfan08]

Just a little side-note for anyone who likes games.

Apparently tomorrow WB Games is having a big announcement.

Hopefully a Superman, JL or Suicide Squad game, at least a BvS game. And not another Batman or Lego games

Eeek!

 

[kryptonianmutie]

That trucker was a ****. Superman should've shoved that truck up his bum.

[emoji122] For the second time, get out of my brain Darth.

Like batfan08, I would've drawn inspiration from Reeve. But instead of a fight, I think Clark should've talked the guy into shaking his hand. Then as he feels the vice grip we begin to see the panic in his eyes because he doesn't want to look like a punk in front of his friends, but the pain is unbearable.

He's then left with the choice, scream out in pain and look like a *****, or save face and get his hand crushed.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

A ****, sure, but I think he could have learned an equal dose of humility by having his *** kicked by a dude who wasn't even trying, rather than having his entire life destroyed in an effort to teach him "not to be grabby with waitresses or dump beer on the heads of busboys who come to defend them." I think it'd be kind of hilarious if someone walks up to Superman with a subpoena because the guy is suing him for damages.

"We have eyewitness testimony from multiple sources stating that you were employed in that bar, at the time, and that you had an altercation with Mr. Davis here. That right there is enough to make you a suspect, and, knowing what we know about you...well, there aren't many other people who could lift a big rig onto a telephone pole, Mr...err, Man."

I'm pretty sure the guy had insurance, so he was probably fine. Now, the guy from Superman 2, he probably suffer some internal injuries that stopped him from working for a while, so he probably lost the job, along with his dignity when he got beat up in front of everyone by some nerdy looking dude.

 

[batfan08]

I'm pretty sure the guy had insurance, so he was probably fine. Now, the guy from Superman 2, he probably suffer some internal injuries that stopped him from working for a while, so he probably lost the job, along with his dignity when he got beat up in front of everyone by some nerdy looking dude.

Eh, he was able to get disability. He came out fine.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I think I'm finally coming around to accepting the inclusion of Doomsday in this movie. But a cameo by Bizarro will drive me up the ****ing wall.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

[emoji122] For the second time, get out of my brain Darth.

Like batfan08, I would've drawn inspiration from Reeve. But instead of a fight, I think Clark should've talked the guy into shaking his hand. Then as he feels the vice grip we begin to see the panic in his eyes because he doesn't want to look like a punk in front of his friends, but the pain is unbearable.

He's then left with the choice, scream out in pain and look like a *****, or save face and get his hand crushed.

As long as the ****** trucker pooped his pants while waling in pain I'd be fine with that scenario.

 

[Gully Foyle]

I think I'm finally coming around to accepting the inclusion of Doomsday in this movie.

Well, then get ready for:

Spoiler

Wonder Woman, Luthor-as-Zuckerberg, Doomsday-as-plot-unification, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Justice League, Bat-Gigli, etc.

"I heard what you said, the leaders are dead . . .

There's no women in Alaska
There's no creoles in Vermont
There's no coast of Nebraska
My mother, I forgot . . . "



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[crows]

Well, then get ready for:

Spoiler

Wonder Woman, Luthor-as-Zuckerberg, Doomsday-as-plot-unification, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Justice League, Bat-Gigli, etc.

"I heard what you said, the leaders are dead . . .

There's no women in Alaska
There's no creoles in Vermont
There's no coast of Nebraska
My mother, I forgot . . . "



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i will never understand how anyone ever thought this was a good idea

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

It'll probably make less when the bad reviews hit the web.

BATMAN v SUPERMAN Tracking to Open at $154 Million Domestically? — Latino-Review.com

While DC seems to weather a decent amount of internet hate these days, there's no denying the fact that BATMAN v SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE is one of the most anticipated films of the year. Batman alone was able to garner billions in the THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY, so throw him together with Superman, and the studio is bound to come across some serious coin. But, of course, the real question is how much the film will make. The folks over at BoxOffice.com have crunched the numbers, and they've seen fit to track the film at a $154 million domestic opening, well ahead of MAN OF STEEL's $116 million opening, though a bit behind THE DARK KNIGHT and THE DARK KNIGHT RISES' opening weekend earnings of $158 million and $160 million, respectively. Despite the fact that the movie will indeed have two supers at the forefront, the site took into account the mediocre ratings and word of mouth that MAN OF STEEL received.

They have also taken into account the climate we live in, as we've come to expect seeing our favorite supeheroes in the same movie, and as such, seeing these two together may not have the same impact as it would have even a few years ago. In addition, BoxOffice.com predicted that BATMAN v SUPERMAN will close its domestic run at $380 million. Again, this is well below the numbers THE DARK KNIGHT and THE DARK KNIGHT RISES saw (they closed out at $534 million and $448 million, respectively), but still quite a bit above MAN OF STEEL'S $291 million.

Of course, we'll have to wait until March to see if these numbers are anywhere close to reality. It goes without saying that predictions haven't always been correct. However, if it does turn out to be right, it may, in fact, confirm that DC and WB may have taken a bit too long in bringing out their shared universe. In the time they took to assemble their properties, Marvel went and saturated the market with eight more of their films.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Well, then get ready for:

Spoiler

Wonder Woman, Luthor-as-Zuckerberg, Doomsday-as-plot-unification, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Justice League, Bat-Gigli, etc.

Oh, I know. So long as most of that is covered in cameo form, it shouldn't be so bad.

 

[Victοr]

Oh, I know. So long as most of that is covered in cameo form, it shouldn't be so bad.

Well, cameo, having-the-Justice-League-form-in-the-final-moments-of-the-film-eo, what's the difference?

 

[Ghöst1]

Oh, I know. So long as most of that is covered in cameo form, it shouldn't be so bad.

I don't think Lex has a cameo role in this

 

[Gully Foyle]

so throw him together with Superman, and the studio is bound to come across some serious coin.

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[YankeesFanboy]

Well, cameo, having-the-Justice-League-form-in-the-final-moments-of-the-film-eo, what's the difference?

See Spider-Man 3.

I don't think Lex has a cameo role in this

That's why I said most.

 

[Victοr]

See Spider-Man 3.

Eh, at least they didn't set-up the Clone Saga towards the end. Imagine how bonkers that'd be? After Venom, Sandman, Neo-Goblin, the Symbiote Arc and all that, we also get the Jackal and his "Game of Clones". Honestly, if the BvS rumours about the JL are true then, woo boy, we're in a for a "treat"...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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The site took into account the mediocre ratings and word of mouth that MAN OF STEEL received.

They have also taken into account the climate we live in, as we've come to expect seeing our favorite supeheroes in the same movie, and as such, seeing these two together may not have the same impact as it would have even a few years ago. In addition, BoxOffice.com predicted that BATMAN v SUPERMAN will close its domestic run at $380 million.

 

[Gully Foyle]

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[EVILFACE]

 

[Victοr]

So, uh, we posting Gifs now? Well, in that case... this is now a Batman thread! I mean, it was before a Batman thread as well, but now, it's uh.... exclusively a Batman thread? Oh I don't know. Here's a Timm-Verse Gif:

 

[crows]