Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[DiFabio]

easy, he lays down, doesn't move.

Well that's boring.

 

[crows]

He still has to nut

Hancock covered this in a deleted scene, he actually destroys the roof of his house when he finishes.

 

[GasparZizou]

And kill the neighbors upstairs?

 

[crows]

just 3 big holes in the roof. i looked for it but they deleted it from youtube

 

[Prime Clone]

Sorry to ruin the mirth, but suspension of belief has always been expected of the audience when it comes to Supes. Otherwise how could he interact with bad guys without pulverising them every time?

If you must rationalise it, let's say he has a heightened, slo-mo-type perception (like Spidey) and can pull his punches (or pelvic thrusts!) at the very last nanosecond.

 

[a-dev]

And does he hold the back of people's heads when he superspeeds them away from explosions?

 

[Victοr]

Actually, how are we even sure Superman's reproductive organs are compatible with ours?

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As for the "force", my guess is that's why Nu52 Supes went for Wonder Woman. That, and the fact that Diana is a literal Goddess (you hear that Storm!? You puny, annoying mess of a character!)...

Ah, good ol' Nebezial. DC and/or Marvel should just grab him already.

 

[guyverfan]

I always wondered why people would have the perception that when Superman gets off that it would come out at like 100mph and blow Lois' head off. Just because it's super sperm doesn't mean it's rocket propelled.

 

[GasparZizou]

Sorry to ruin the mirth, but suspension of belief has always been expected of the audience when it comes to Supes. Otherwise how could he interact with bad guys without pulverising them every time?

If you must rationalise it, let's say he has a heightened, slo-mo-type perception (like Spidey) and can pull his punches (or pelvic thrusts!) at the very last nanosecond.

There's no suspension of disbelief required, either it was a feint, a bluff punch or it had little power in it, enough to be surprised that Batman stopped it.

Or he was trying to kill Batman, he said it himself, if he didn't help him he'd had to die, to save his mom.

You can choose, like the rescue montage says, we project ourselves onto him.

I swear I haven't seen a complaint that isn't autistic or ADD

 

[jye4ever]

My toilet bowl plunger has germ killing chemicals imbedded into the rubber.

Batman could've had the kryptonite imbedded into his suit.

 

[LIBBY1957DOG]

Forget Superman punching Batman.

I always wondered how baby Kal-El didn't kill Ma Kent in Superman: The Movie when he gives her a hug. I guess someone could say that he was young and didn't develop his powers yet, but he lifts Pa Kent's stalled car over his head in the same scene!

Also how does Superman **** Lois without killing her? How does Superman do ANYTHING without killing people.

more explicit **** version lol

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the ****ing part was covered back in 1978 by larry niven

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spoilered the last 2 due to graphic curt swan "erotica "lol

 

[LIBBY1957DOG]

might of got them the wrong way round ,your smart guys you can figure it out

 

[cmiller99]

Ummm. ok

 

[crows]

Thor tried to murder captain america in avengers too. When he hits him with his hammer, he didn't know the shield would be strong enough.

That was dumb too.

 

[crows]

more explicit **** version lol

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the ****ing part was covered back in 1978 by larry niven

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spoilered the last 2 due to graphic curt swan "erotica "lol

Exquisite, most exquisite
Thank u for sharing my friend.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Thor tried to murder captain america in avengers too. When he hits him with his hammer, he didn't know the shield would be strong enough.

That was dumb too.

Cap isn't a regular mortal and I'm sure Thor knew that.

 

[crows]

Cap isn't a regular mortal and I'm sure Thor knew that.

Yeah but a full on hit? I know it looked cool in the trailers but,

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Yeah but a full on hit? I know it looked cool in the trailers but,

Well it is closer to the Conan the barbarian version of Thor fanboys like. Anything is better than what he was in AoU.

 

[LIBBY1957DOG]

Exquisite, most exquisite
Thank u for sharing my friend.

no worries ,glad you liked it
looking closer looks like lanas "cuffs don't match her collar "lol.... who knew,.. she's not a natural redhead lol
the way" not clark" is looking and playing "pocket billiards "is pretty funny too

 

[ZombieRepublican]

Cap isn't a regular mortal and I'm sure Thor knew that.

Thor doesn't care about killing people. Intact most of the MCU kill people happily. They don't have that "one rule" that Bats and Supes have, unless they're innocent