Uh. Yey?
Why? You going as Miley? Don't forget your big foam finger!
Twerk it, girl!
Uh. Yey?
Why? You going as Miley? Don't forget your big foam finger!
Twerk it, girl!
Consider, for a moment, the post-Halloween fallout of this costume craze:
1. A large percentage of women suffer permanent back problems from maintaining twerk position up against the crotch of their Robin Thicke. Chiropractors do not give discounts for "holiday whimsy."*
2. Not to mention the gynecological conditions you can pick up by diddling yourself with a foam finger, particularly one that has been previously used at a sporting event.*
3. Considering we all transform into whoever we are for Halloween, like that one episode of the gritty realistic docuseries Buffy the Vampire Slayer, America will become a good 70 percent Miley, therefore devolving as a nation into tongue protruding, twerking, molly-droppers (or molly-snorting, or whatever you do with Molly) and asymmetrical haircuts that only look good on the real Miley Cyrus...
The horror!
This crap about being 'different'. You aren't being different Miley. You basically stole this whole look off Pink. There is nothing you can do that hasn't been done before. 'Different' would be a female child star who doesn't turn into a slapper. So you might aswell stop uglifying yourself. This may sound sexist and harsh but its no wonder Liam strayed.
Teenage youtube rant over.
This crap about being 'different'. You aren't being different Miley. You basically stole this whole look off Pink. There is nothing you can do that hasn't been done before. 'Different' would be a female child star who doesn't turn into a slapper. So you might aswell stop uglifying yourself. This may sound sexist and harsh but its no wonder Liam strayed.
Teenage youtube rant over.
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