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Uh. Yey?

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Why? You going as Miley? Don't forget your big foam finger!

Twerk it, girl! :lol


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Consider, for a moment, the post-Halloween fallout of this costume craze:
1. A large percentage of women suffer permanent back problems from maintaining twerk position up against the crotch of their Robin Thicke. Chiropractors do not give discounts for "holiday whimsy."*
2. Not to mention the gynecological conditions you can pick up by diddling yourself with a foam finger, particularly one that has been previously used at a sporting event.*
3. Considering we all transform into whoever we are for Halloween, like that one episode of the gritty realistic docuseries Buffy the Vampire Slayer, America will become a good 70 percent Miley, therefore devolving as a nation into tongue protruding, twerking, molly-droppers (or molly-snorting, or whatever you do with Molly) and asymmetrical haircuts that only look good on the real Miley Cyrus...
The horror!

:lol
 
This is actually pretty good IMO

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDcTgaoVwvs[/ame]

And as someone in the comments section points out its like Miley is apologising to Sinead O Connor with the lyrics 'I never meant to start a war' :lol
 
This crap about being 'different'. You aren't being different Miley. You basically stole this whole look off Pink. There is nothing you can do that hasn't been done before. 'Different' would be a female child star who doesn't turn into a slapper. So you might aswell stop uglifying yourself. This may sound sexist and harsh but its no wonder Liam strayed.

Teenage youtube rant over.
 
This crap about being 'different'. You aren't being different Miley. You basically stole this whole look off Pink. There is nothing you can do that hasn't been done before. 'Different' would be a female child star who doesn't turn into a slapper. So you might aswell stop uglifying yourself. This may sound sexist and harsh but its no wonder Liam strayed.

Teenage youtube rant over.

It never entered my mind before but you're spot on with her ripping Pink. But she's got an even worse haircut than Pink now :lol
 
I also hate when people say she's growing up. Finger ****ing yourself with a foam finger on stage isnt growing up you dumb *** idits.
 
This crap about being 'different'. You aren't being different Miley. You basically stole this whole look off Pink. There is nothing you can do that hasn't been done before. 'Different' would be a female child star who doesn't turn into a slapper. So you might aswell stop uglifying yourself. This may sound sexist and harsh but its no wonder Liam strayed.

Teenage youtube rant over.

not only did she steal her look from Pink but she stole the whole twerking thing from one of the friends. Well, Obviously Miley didn't invent twerking but what I mean is that she started doing that only after she started to hang out with this girl
 
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