Black Friday Shoppers Trampled At Target Store

[Fluoride Drinker]

This is why I shop online.

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[King Darkness]

Meh, thats nothing new. Happens every year.

Its all fun and games till someone get trampled.

 

[Balsquat]

We used to pile up like that all the time as kids.

 

[The Craw]

was only a matter of time. they're late this year. people must be sleeping in a little.

 

[Voorhees27]

Shocker. Jeez is every American like 400 lbs?

 

[King Darkness]

Shocker. Jeez is every American like 400 lbs?

Everyone who shops at Target is

Fat bastards.

 

[karamazov80]

Survival of the relatively fittest. If you can run faster than the other poor, fat-ass losers that go to Black Friday sales, well. . .

 

[The Craw]

there should be a weight limit.

 

[Voorhees27]

Everyone who shops at Target is

Fat bastards.

Look at the zombies running by while hearing the painful screams behind them. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" *Sales Sales Sales Sales Sales Sales*

 

[King Darkness]

there should be a weight limit.

Wal-Mart and Target would go out of business.

 

[The Craw]

if all those people would slim down they would be able to squeeze more through the door at once.

 

[Voorhees27]

Problem solved. Someone should link this thread to both Target and the American government.

 

[King Darkness]

Look at the zombies running by while hearing the painful screams behind them. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" *Sales Sales Sales Sales Sales Sales*

No kidding. The way those fatties were running you'd think they were handing out free deep fried turkey legs.

Fat Bastards.

 

[The Craw]

i wonder if Target greases the edges of the doors before they start.

i grew up on a farm. this whole thing reminds me of when we'd unload a new truck of livestock into the pen. that guy who who got trampled and stopped to catch his breath at the counter would be the heifer we had to put down.

 

[King Darkness]

if all those people would slim down they would be able to squeeze more through the door at once.

Or they could just make the doors bigger

Welcome to Target: We accommodate your fatassness

 

[Voorhees27]

grease the edges of the doors?

 

[King Darkness]

I think greasing the doors could make it worse, those fat bastards would all crowd around to lick the doors, thus causing congestion AND a feeding frenzy!

 

[Darth Snoopy]

This is why I get all my Christmas shopping done early each year.

 

[BadMoon]

Hahaha I like how some subscribed to the Agen theory of not helping. People on the floor? Meh. Gots to go save $20 on a toaster. Hahaha!

 

[Jen]

I love Target. Though I will not go near any store during sales like these - not worth the hassle.