Bruce Wayne is still in the closet

[ph balanced]

And wearing spandex makes you gay? Well I guess superheroes are a pretty exclusively gay community then

Then that would also make obese folk gay; they seem to have spandex on lock

BTW, if BW would frickin lose his commitment and trust issues and make an honest woman of SK already, this thread wouldn't even exist!

 

[Mr. Green]

This is too much!

 

[Darthrazz]

Maybe he meant these guys??

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[karamazov80]

Actualy, no it's not. Here are some sterotypicaly gay things about batman.

He's a diva.
He runs around in a full body black leather/latex bodysuit
He is extremely stylish.
After that' THEN there's robin.

Plus, he's so dramatic! His whole gig is he makes enemies afraid of him by putting on a big performance, and with his friends, he's always creating drama (because he is a diva). That's a gay stereotype, but it's a huge part of what Batman is.

 

[karamazov80]

Here's a Minimate comic by Mini Myte from the Minimate Multiverse that I thought was appropriate for this thread :

 

[crows]

hahahahaha

 

[devilof76]

Batman's not as gay as Hulk.

 

[xjamiex]

Grant Morrison who? What an idiot.

 

[devilof76]

https://comicbookdb.com/creator.php?ID=3

 

[Darth Caedus]

HAHAHAHA...Grant Morrison, that's hilarious.

But on a serious note, I always thought of Batman as A-Sexual. He is still traumatized by his youth that he doesn't do anyone (maybe his hand). True definition of too busy in his "work" to deal with emotional attachments.

 

[Darthrazz]

So is Rambo gay too? Always alone, bare chested most of the time and dramatic?

 

[ShortRound]

Very gay!

 

[cokebabies]

I'd be more worried about the Marvel gay characters:

Somebody call an adult!!!!

Yeah, Spider-Man got diddled.

 

[karamazov80]

So is Rambo gay too?

No. He just hates Mexicans.

 

[lerath666]

Yeah, Spider-Man got diddled.

But we already knew about spiderman being gay. Mostly for frank castle tho.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/15738800@N07/3190507215/

 

[devilof76]

No. He just hates Mexicans.

Aren't all people who hate Mexicans closet homosexuals?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

 

[CHUYHA85]

Oh Come on, man, leave the Gaycrusader alone.....

 

[devilof76]

It certainly explains Joker's obsession with him. Also explains the green Morrisey hair.

 

[crows]

and.....