Captain Marvel - March 8, 2019

[Zurdo95D]

Hey Zurdo, I think you forgot this one!

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LOL I was eventually going to

 

[jye4ever]

I love *** as much as the next **** addicted guy hell the more girls at once the better and if they’re addicted to **** as much as the guys even better yet all men want an army of girls to worship their **** as if its a god!

Hell i’m even a hypocrite who doesn’t get turned on by gay male *** but girl on girl *** is a gift from the gods themselves especially if i’m involved!

Good now that I got that out of the way can you please tell me WHY do you think DISNEY should have females walking around in freaking thongs and wet t-shirts in their “family” franchises?

Are you telling me with the internet you can’t go get your testosterone off before walking into the next MCU movie?

Are you telling me that ONLY THE MCU movie is capable of fulfilling your sexual desires it HAS TO BE from an MCU movie and no where else?

You can’t find a **** movie, a strip club, your girlfriend, your wife or pay for it, NO IT HAS TO BE THE MCU MOVIE FROM FREAKING DISNEY CORPORATION NO LESS that you need to get your sexual excitement from.

Really?

It can only be CM in a thong in a Disney movie or else you’re going to throw a rage fit and hate everything related to Brie Larson, MCU and Disney JUST BECAUSE Disney didn’t fulfill your sexual desires in a PG-13 superhero movie in a franchise meant for families.

Do you think you’re being unreasonable thinking that the CM movie should show the same skin as a rated R or XXX movie?

But but but the comics!

Movies are NOT comic books movies have 400 million dollars riding on them!

OMG CM is dressed up in a full boring leather motorcycle costume what am I going to do about my testosterone there is NO WHERE ELSE I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT!

OH NO I CAN’T ENJOY, YOU KNOW, THE ACTUAL STORY OF THE MOVIE NOW BECAUSE HER *** ISN’T SHOWING!

Really?

sigh

Holy crap watch a free **** already and move on sheesh.

Besides lets look at the box office results of the super sexy Watchmen movie how did that work out for WB, abysmal that’s how.








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[abake]

Fair enough. But I only posted here because this has seen to have become the CM picture portfolio Thread. BTW Carol Danvers was a more interesting character when she was Ms. Marvel, you should check it out. She also couldn't be mistaken for a man.

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To be honest, I find those types of outfits ridiculous.
Sexy? I guess, it's a matter of taste... but they just look stupid.

 

[Khev]

I love *** as much as the next **** addicted guy hell the more girls at once the better and if they’re addicted to **** as much as the guys even better yet all men want an army of girls to worship their **** as if its a god!

Man I had no idea where you were going with this post with that opening.

I see that some people are calling Phase 4 the "M-She-U", lol.

 

[jye4ever]

Man I had no idea where you were going with this post with that opening.

I see that some people are calling Phase 4 the "M-She-U", lol.

All I know is that I didn’t walk out of T1-T2 and Aliens thinking “Damn that movie would’ve been even better had Sarah and Riley been in thongs” lol

But yeah MSU is accurate Disney has made a commitment to go full speed ahead with that and it seems to be paying off for them but that’s based on just CM lets see where that path takes them financially but what really baffles me is when fans expect Disney of all studios to use the traditional “*** Sells” method to make money.


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[Khev]

All I know is that I didn’t walk out of T1-T2 and Aliens thinking “Damn that movie would’ve been even better had Sarah and Riley been in thongs” lol

Very true, lol.

I guess it's "case by case" for me. I would have been annoyed if they had covered up Gal for WW but hypocritically was totally fine with Robbie's HQ showing more skin than her traditional jester costume, lol. I don't see anything wrong with CM's movie look (though I do wish they had kept her sweet mohawk cowl), it's not like she was called Ms. Marvel or Warbird from when she wore the bathing suit and boots anyway. Netflix Elektra was covered up but she still looked great, so yeah, I think that with the exception of the crap Fox X-Men costumes and Cap's A1 cowl all the studios have been doing a pretty good job of translating/modifying the heroes' outfits for live-action.

 

[jye4ever]

Very true, lol.

I guess it's "case by case" for me. I would have been annoyed if they had covered up Gal for WW but hypocritically was totally fine with Robbie's HQ showing more skin than her traditional jester costume, lol. I don't see anything wrong with CM's movie look (though I do wish they had kept her sweet mohawk cowl), it's not like she was called Ms. Marvel or Warbird from when she wore the bathing suit and boots anyway. Netflix Elektra was covered up but she still looked great, so yeah, I think that with the exception of the crap Fox X-Men costumes and Cap's A1 cowl all the studios have been doing a pretty good job of translating/modifying the heroes' outfits for live-action.

I want to see a HQ from Saudi Arabia lol


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[jimcap]

To be honest, I find those types of outfits ridiculous.
Sexy? I guess, it's a matter of taste... but they just look stupid.

I think it works in the confine of the comics. were all the characters appearances are exaggerated. Yes, if you translate it to another media (such as film) then you need to make changes to their appearance to best fit that media. Scarlet Witch in her classic comic costume, would end up looking silly and cheesy on the screen.
As stated in my original post. I was criticizing the way CM was depicted in the new #1 Fearless. (Yes, I know this is the movie thread) The art in the whole book is horrible and second rate. This is a Marvel Comic, that use to mean something. If they were alive, Stan and Jack would be very sad.

 

[abake]

Fair enough, but I feel those costumes look silly even in the comics
But yeah, comics are not the best place to look for costumes that make sense... I mean, Batman used to wear a light grey suit with a light blue cape and a yellow oval on his chest to look menacing and furtive at night, so yeah...

 

[abake]

Very true, lol.

I guess it's "case by case" for me. I would have been annoyed if they had covered up Gal for WW but hypocritically was totally fine with Robbie's HQ showing more skin than her traditional jester costume, lol. I don't see anything wrong with CM's movie look (though I do wish they had kept her sweet mohawk cowl), it's not like she was called Ms. Marvel or Warbird from when she wore the bathing suit and boots anyway. Netflix Elektra was covered up but she still looked great, so yeah, I think that with the exception of the crap Fox X-Men costumes and Cap's A1 cowl all the studios have been doing a pretty good job of translating/modifying the heroes' outfits for live-action.

In WW's case I think her outfit simply makes sense, she's dressed like any warrior/soldier from the classical Greek period: a tunic that ends up looking like a skirt under the chest armor, sandals, greaves, sword and a shield. Stylized, and lacks a helmet, but otherwise a perfectly normal outfit for a soldier of that time period.

 

[jye4ever]

Why on earth would Superman or WW wear clothes?

For what to make the human cattle less nervous and embarrassed about their privates?

Who the hell cares what the cattle think.

To protect themselves from humans who might want to **** them?

Seriously one wrong glance from the cattle and they would be pulverized!

You just know humans would be turned into slaves, abused and tortured where suicide would be the only logical option to end the misery or they would be made to battle each other or squashed for entertainment.

Regular mortal humans already treat other humans in the exact same manner can you imagine what a super being would bring upon humanity!

Clothes on a super being, really...REALLY c’mon now lets be real here lol

Ohhhh i’m sorry little cattle does my privates in public make you embarrassed or angry....i’m sorry that I look like you....here let me fix that for you.


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[Khev]

If I was Superman or WW on earth why in the hell would I wear clothes?

For what to make the human cattle less nervous and embarrassed about my privates?

Who the hell cares what the cattle think.

Justice League the Jye Cut, lol:

 

[jye4ever]

Humans would name me Woodstock lol


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[Zurdo95D]

 

[Zurdo95D]

 

[jimcap]

Why on earth would Superman or WW wear clothes?

For what to make the human cattle less nervous and embarrassed about their privates?

Who the hell cares what the cattle think.

To protect themselves from humans who might want to **** them?

Seriously one wrong glance from the cattle and they would be pulverized!

You just know humans would be turned into slaves, abused and tortured where suicide would be the only logical option to end the misery or they would be made to battle each other or squashed for entertainment.

Regular mortal humans already treat other humans in the exact same manner can you imagine what a super being would bring upon humanity!

Clothes on a super being, really...REALLY c’mon now lets be real here lol

Ohhhh i’m sorry little cattle does my privates in public make you embarrassed or angry....i’m sorry that I look like you....here let me fix that for you.


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It's worked for Dr. Manhattan, He just has to be a little careful around moving machinery. Och! and BATMAN: DAMNED #1 gave us a shot of The BatWeenier.

 

[jye4ever]

It would be hilarious if the super being we get is like a 450lb naked heffer it would make their abuse of the humans that much more humiliating and painful lol

“I know you’re calling me fatso in your head!”

“No no no I swear i’m not...

SPLAT!


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[Khev]

It would be hilarious if the super being we get is like a 450lb naked heffer it would make their abuse of the humans that much more humiliating and painful lol

“I know you’re calling me fatso in your head!”

“No no no I swear i’m not...

SPLAT!

Okay if Feige casts Rebel Wilson as MCU Jean Grey I'm blaming you!

lol

 

[jye4ever]

Holy crap lol

Man am I having nightmares tonight lol


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[jimcap]

Okay if Feige casts Rebel Wilson as MCU Jean Grey I'm blaming you!

lol

Thank you for that image. Really, thanks alot.