Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration..Its Real & Scary

[Ben]

holy ^^^^.

 

[King Darkness]

I see to many naked Asian girls to bother with the article.

 

[CelticPredator]

Somehow i find real stories about people that die painfully not very amusing or funny.

Darwin awards = greatest thing ever.

 

[Wanderer]

Holy sheet. I'm having my chair at work low to the ground...not going to boost the height. No way am i havin the chair parts shoot up my arse...

 

[Eli26]

holy Sh** that's crazy. i sit in one of those chairs all the time. did they mention a manufacturer??? i'm curious if this was an "Asian" only occurrence or if the chairs are mass distributed across the world.

Any takers as to when hairlesswookiee's ass will be the next to explode because of these chairs...

What do you give him? Day, week, month...

hairless, say la vie to your ass! Bon voyage.

 

[amarcord]

You must say:

'' Qu'est-ce qui es si drole? ''


Its funny cause, my fellow canadian, you sound like an offended virgin.

Not a French speaker but what about "Qu'est-ce que est si drole?"?

 

[CelticPredator]

"Qu' is so funny"

I guess....(from babel fish)

 

[FQRizzo]

Rect-um? It nearly (actually) killed him.


(I find it amusing how Anal Penetration can go into the title, but rect-um is censored )

 

[Vader AL]

in related news, my wife said a guy came into the ER this weekend and was rushed immediately to surgery to remove a styling gel bottle from his pooper. idiot.

 

[CelticPredator]

Rect-um? It nearly (actually) killed him.


(I find it amusing how Anal Penetration can go into the title, but rect-um is censored )

Best pun of the thread.

 

[The Ween]

in related news, my wife said a guy came into the ER this weekend and was rushed immediately to surgery to remove a styling gel bottle from his pooper. idiot.

A distant cousin of mine got a coke bottle stuck up her cooch and had to go to the ER. The bottle was open and empty and she couldn't pull it out because of the vacuum. Anyway, she went to the ER because she was afraid of the glass if she broke it. I would taken that risk and broke it.

Reminds me of Appalachian Emergency room on SNL!

 

[-Super Hans-]

A distant cousin of mine got a coke bottle stuck up her cooch and had to go to the ER.

Reminds me of Appalachian Emergency room on SNL!

did that really happen ween

 

[Vader AL]

A distant cousin of mine got a coke bottle stuck up her cooch and had to go to the ER. The bottle was open and empty and she couldn't pull it out because of the vacuum. Anyway, she went to the ER because she was afraid of the glass if she broke it. I would taken that risk and broke it.

Reminds me of Appalachian Emergency room on SNL!

at least that's an entry port unlike the exit port the guy had something stuck in.

 

[CelticPredator]

A distant cousin of mine got a coke bottle stuck up her cooch and had to go to the ER. The bottle was open and empty and she couldn't pull it out because of the vacuum. Anyway, she went to the ER because she was afraid of the glass if she broke it. I would taken that risk and broke it.

Reminds me of Appalachian Emergency room on SNL!

I guess she was really lonely then.....

 

[Dally]

Damn! How do you tell if your chair is one of those? I'm scared to sit down now. I don't want a chair to explode in my ass.

 

[The Ween]

did that really happen ween

Yes it is. My mother told me about it. Back in those days they had the old coke glass bottles.

Now over in England it's been known to happen with this.......

 

[The Ween]

So, how do you tell if you have a chair with those gas cylinders?

 

[creecher]

at least that's an entry port unlike the exit port the guy had something stuck in.

OMG! How did he manage to swallow a styling gel bottle? No wonder he couldn't pass it. He must have a pretty nasty exit port to avoid just applying the 'styling' gel externally.

Randomly exploding sitting devices!!! Can these be classed as an act of terrorism upon the unsuspecting population?

 

[Vader AL]

OMG! How did he manage to swallow a styling gel bottle? No wonder he couldn't pass it. He must have a pretty nasty exit port to avoid just applying the 'styling' gel externally.

i think he "accidentally" sat on it. over and over again.

 

[creecher]

So, how do you tell if you have a chair with those gas cylinders?

In one of the articles it showed a picture of this chair.

I don't see any blood on it so it may be a mock up. If you see a chair, that looks like the one pictured, it may be one of the suspect kind.